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my toxic trait is that if Godzilla attacked, i think he would let me live because he would look into my soul and see the richness of my life.
this ain't your little brother's cartoon. some of these people... are sad! woah the silly guy is actually depressed. never been seen before
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this ain't your little brother's cartoon. some of these people... are sad! woah the silly guy is actually depressed. never been seen before
every video essay creator is also a weird theatre nerd and I don't think those two things have to overlap
February 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
every video essay creator is also a weird theatre nerd and I don't think those two things have to overlap
do people at Apple even use a fucking phone? or do they just blindly add features to iOS that they can show off at keynotes and whatever that will make people go "wow that's so specific I didn't know I needed that!"
I swear nothing is actually tested anymore
I swear nothing is actually tested anymore
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
do people at Apple even use a fucking phone? or do they just blindly add features to iOS that they can show off at keynotes and whatever that will make people go "wow that's so specific I didn't know I needed that!"
I swear nothing is actually tested anymore
I swear nothing is actually tested anymore
don't fucking name your kid Austin. have some compassion, the rest of the world has to deal with him
January 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
don't fucking name your kid Austin. have some compassion, the rest of the world has to deal with him
i wish Welven Da Great got a royalty every time someone landed a deez nuts joke
January 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i wish Welven Da Great got a royalty every time someone landed a deez nuts joke
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Big day today for everyone out there that celebrates years
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Big day today for everyone out there that celebrates years
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I think a lot of people don’t really understand just how much risk there is in being a creative.
And I don’t mean that you're going to have terrible earning potential, or make time investment with minimal ROI
I mean that creatives are damaged by their craft in ways that takes something out of you.
And I don’t mean that you're going to have terrible earning potential, or make time investment with minimal ROI
I mean that creatives are damaged by their craft in ways that takes something out of you.
December 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I think a lot of people don’t really understand just how much risk there is in being a creative.
And I don’t mean that you're going to have terrible earning potential, or make time investment with minimal ROI
I mean that creatives are damaged by their craft in ways that takes something out of you.
And I don’t mean that you're going to have terrible earning potential, or make time investment with minimal ROI
I mean that creatives are damaged by their craft in ways that takes something out of you.
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
there are really only two social classes and it's determined by if you have to manually adjust your car's clock for DST
December 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
there are really only two social classes and it's determined by if you have to manually adjust your car's clock for DST
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as a natural born alpha male, there’s nothing more threatening to my hypermasculine identity than other people being comfortable with themselves. it takes a lot of strength to be this scared
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
as a natural born alpha male, there’s nothing more threatening to my hypermasculine identity than other people being comfortable with themselves. it takes a lot of strength to be this scared
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[entering a Five Guys]
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
[entering a Five Guys]
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
what the heck there's like six-
*sees another guy*
-THERE'S LIKE SEVEN GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
[egg factory]
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
me: six eggs hatched
boss: out of how many
me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know
boss: good
it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. this is called a “compound exercise” and is the foundation of lifting.
sorry my face is more jacked than yours
sorry my face is more jacked than yours
November 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. this is called a “compound exercise” and is the foundation of lifting.
sorry my face is more jacked than yours
sorry my face is more jacked than yours
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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NO more apps. Society has moved BEYOND the need for apps. Visit a WEBPAGE as God and Tim Berners-Lee INTENDED.
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM
NO more apps. Society has moved BEYOND the need for apps. Visit a WEBPAGE as God and Tim Berners-Lee INTENDED.
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im actually really looking forward to my spotify wrapped this year cause i had a bunch of obsessive song phases and i wanna know which one won
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
im actually really looking forward to my spotify wrapped this year cause i had a bunch of obsessive song phases and i wanna know which one won
wait a minute...
[horror music builds]
this is coomerbait...
...AND *I'M* THE COOMER
[horror music builds]
this is coomerbait...
...AND *I'M* THE COOMER
November 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
wait a minute...
[horror music builds]
this is coomerbait...
...AND *I'M* THE COOMER
[horror music builds]
this is coomerbait...
...AND *I'M* THE COOMER
uhm for your information, my family upholds a long-standing tradition of marrying someone they fucking hate and then slowly building resentment to the point it becomes everyone else's problem. it's called culture.
November 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
uhm for your information, my family upholds a long-standing tradition of marrying someone they fucking hate and then slowly building resentment to the point it becomes everyone else's problem. it's called culture.
what i love most about the Meta™️ suite of internet life-dehancing products is that everything is overrun with bots (or NPCs that might as well be bots) yet attempting to register an account to subject yourself to this misery is actively hostile to a new user. very cool and innovative
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
what i love most about the Meta™️ suite of internet life-dehancing products is that everything is overrun with bots (or NPCs that might as well be bots) yet attempting to register an account to subject yourself to this misery is actively hostile to a new user. very cool and innovative
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it's all so exceedingly dumb
November 21, 2024 at 2:49 PM
it's all so exceedingly dumb
i sure hope the stock market is doing okay. sometimes i lie awake at night picturing the line going up, so as to will it into reality. the stock market is Very Important for the world and definitely Real
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
i sure hope the stock market is doing okay. sometimes i lie awake at night picturing the line going up, so as to will it into reality. the stock market is Very Important for the world and definitely Real