bell-tolled heckt
@voidwarbler.online
Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.
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Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
He/him.
Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
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bell-tolled heckt
@voidwarbler.online
· May 17
just constantly in a state of distracting myself from work thinking about some person with a stupid name
Elron Farpgarbler
Mitzi Crumquist
Caramac McMangus
Lilibet Cobbledick
Elron Farpgarbler
Mitzi Crumquist
Caramac McMangus
Lilibet Cobbledick
@infoseek33.bsky.social hey man fuck you, and your underheated milk-brain opinions. i hope you parody yourself with a big parody.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@infoseek33.bsky.social hey man fuck you, and your underheated milk-brain opinions. i hope you parody yourself with a big parody.
my secret film opinion is I dont think biopics are real films. they're something else. 90% of them are also shit
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my secret film opinion is I dont think biopics are real films. they're something else. 90% of them are also shit
Yes! Yesss!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Yes! Yesss!!!!
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
these days you can't even walk back from the garden center without being flummoxed by between seven and twelve Trellis Apes
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
these days you can't even walk back from the garden center without being flummoxed by between seven and twelve Trellis Apes
sporadically checking in on the bluesky posting fields, tilling the soil, lest the year's harvest run fallow
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sporadically checking in on the bluesky posting fields, tilling the soil, lest the year's harvest run fallow
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i'm wailing and weeping like a jilted georgian romance deuteragonist.
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i'm wailing and weeping like a jilted georgian romance deuteragonist.
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
watching that fantastic four film and the most my inner critic could come up with is "nice of them to let NASA fund some propaganda instead of the US Military like usual"
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
watching that fantastic four film and the most my inner critic could come up with is "nice of them to let NASA fund some propaganda instead of the US Military like usual"
Manchester: what is an aitch and why have you put him fucking EVERYWHERE
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Manchester: what is an aitch and why have you put him fucking EVERYWHERE
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"what's the worst candy" I'll stop you there. I'm an adult. I'm not ranking candy. If I want something sweet, I simply eat a tiny and elegant éclair like a grown man.
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"what's the worst candy" I'll stop you there. I'm an adult. I'm not ranking candy. If I want something sweet, I simply eat a tiny and elegant éclair like a grown man.
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I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
I can't remember if I said it at the time of buying it but HORSE! is simply brilliant - I keep it on display, a little bit open on a bookshelf, and it has prompted a great deal of fun folklore chat with guests. If you're in London for MCM go pick up a copy!
I'll be here all weekend - Artist Alley H-14, with Goblin zine, HORSE!, Ghost Watch and more bits n bobs
And soon after THAT I'll be at MCM for the first time by myself! Come and quieten my nerves with gentle voices and soothing tones.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I can't remember if I said it at the time of buying it but HORSE! is simply brilliant - I keep it on display, a little bit open on a bookshelf, and it has prompted a great deal of fun folklore chat with guests. If you're in London for MCM go pick up a copy!
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![[Scene is a DRINKS PARTY with various monstrous horror characters - proper grown-up, modern horror film type nightmare things - and they are standing around chatting. A little GREEN BLOB MONSTER called Dan is being introduced to the other monsters].
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MONSTER 1 [introducing the little blob to the other monsters]:
Everybody, this is Dan
GROUP OF THREE MONSTERS:
Hi Dan!
2
MONSTER 2:
Pleased to meet you Dan, I’m Peter
3
MONSTER 3:
I’m Mary
MONSTER 4:
I’m Sean
4
MONSTER 1:
Peter is an extended metaphor for bereavement
5
MONSTER 1:
Mary is a manifestation of intergenerational trauma
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MONSTER 1:
And Sean is a body-horror chimera expressing the cannibalistic dynamics of late-stage capitalism.
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MONSTER 4:
And what do you, Dan?
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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a green blob that lives in the toilet and bites you on the arse.
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MONSTER 3:
Gosh…
So is that like a metaphor for… society… or…?
BLOB MONSTER:
No.
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BLOB MONSTER:
I’m a basic, old fashioned, meaningless horror movie monster. I’m a green blob in your toilet. I bite you on the arse.
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[They all look disgusted]
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[As the other monsters look awkward and drift away, Blob monster thinks]:
I hate parties
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreieektn7l3cxqhifqvh2rvjdo53mlme3f3lk2zn43sjae56xullqh4@jpeg)
Goosebumps? More like goops-bumps amirite
watching the david schwimmer goosebumps and reminiscing about the books and u know what? i think that RL Stine fella maybe has some kind of goop phobia. so many of his monsters are sludgy, wet or slime-adjacent
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Goosebumps? More like goops-bumps amirite
watching the david schwimmer goosebumps and reminiscing about the books and u know what? i think that RL Stine fella maybe has some kind of goop phobia. so many of his monsters are sludgy, wet or slime-adjacent
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
watching the david schwimmer goosebumps and reminiscing about the books and u know what? i think that RL Stine fella maybe has some kind of goop phobia. so many of his monsters are sludgy, wet or slime-adjacent
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
got made redundant from the dick-sucking factory (aka. customer success)
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
got made redundant from the dick-sucking factory (aka. customer success)
They may not *sound* as shit-brained as Don but I guarantee you this is also the extent of the knowledge of all the middle management AI evangelists coming to irritate a workforce near you.
Trump: "AI is based on information. I hope they're right about information. I don't know. You've gotta make a lot of money to-- there's gotta be a lot of information out there, but that seems to be pretty hot. We're leading the world on information on AI."
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They may not *sound* as shit-brained as Don but I guarantee you this is also the extent of the knowledge of all the middle management AI evangelists coming to irritate a workforce near you.
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talking therapies don't work on me, I can actually just fully perfectly compartmentalise my buried trauma, and there's no downside (i have a unique Special Prince's Brain that way)
March 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
talking therapies don't work on me, I can actually just fully perfectly compartmentalise my buried trauma, and there's no downside (i have a unique Special Prince's Brain that way)
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noot noot me your manifesto, communist pingu
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
noot noot me your manifesto, communist pingu
begone, lo-fi wench. i require my 'work focus playlist' to sound like a kaiju-sized medieval cathedral wearing power armor walking into battle against a host of corrupted biblical angels
October 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
begone, lo-fi wench. i require my 'work focus playlist' to sound like a kaiju-sized medieval cathedral wearing power armor walking into battle against a host of corrupted biblical angels
ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Chris P. Duck and the Szechuan Sound
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Chris P. Duck and the Szechuan Sound
son in this family we have one basic rule and that's to call all famous and/or historical alfreds "fred", as a bit.
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
son in this family we have one basic rule and that's to call all famous and/or historical alfreds "fred", as a bit.
he's a real hard henry that one. a real mean gene. got a pair of strontium bongos on him. he's walking around in concrete gumboots.
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
he's a real hard henry that one. a real mean gene. got a pair of strontium bongos on him. he's walking around in concrete gumboots.
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.