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bell-tolled heckt
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Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.

Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social

Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
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just constantly in a state of distracting myself from work thinking about some person with a stupid name

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@infoseek33.bsky.social hey man fuck you, and your underheated milk-brain opinions. i hope you parody yourself with a big parody.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
my secret film opinion is I dont think biopics are real films. they're something else. 90% of them are also shit
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yes! Yesss!!!!
Accidentally discovered a guy named
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
these days you can't even walk back from the garden center without being flummoxed by between seven and twelve Trellis Apes
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
sporadically checking in on the bluesky posting fields, tilling the soil, lest the year's harvest run fallow
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i'm wailing and weeping like a jilted georgian romance deuteragonist.
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
watching that fantastic four film and the most my inner critic could come up with is "nice of them to let NASA fund some propaganda instead of the US Military like usual"
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Manchester: what is an aitch and why have you put him fucking EVERYWHERE
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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"what's the worst candy" I'll stop you there. I'm an adult. I'm not ranking candy. If I want something sweet, I simply eat a tiny and elegant éclair like a grown man.
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I heard there was a handy clasp
That helps rock climbers with their grasp
Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener
It saves on space, it opens in,
And closes with a subtle spring,
The humble and the trusty
Carabiner
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I can't remember if I said it at the time of buying it but HORSE! is simply brilliant - I keep it on display, a little bit open on a bookshelf, and it has prompted a great deal of fun folklore chat with guests. If you're in London for MCM go pick up a copy!
I'll be here all weekend - Artist Alley H-14, with Goblin zine, HORSE!, Ghost Watch and more bits n bobs
And soon after THAT I'll be at MCM for the first time by myself! Come and quieten my nerves with gentle voices and soothing tones.
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Goosebumps? More like goops-bumps amirite
watching the david schwimmer goosebumps and reminiscing about the books and u know what? i think that RL Stine fella maybe has some kind of goop phobia. so many of his monsters are sludgy, wet or slime-adjacent
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
watching the david schwimmer goosebumps and reminiscing about the books and u know what? i think that RL Stine fella maybe has some kind of goop phobia. so many of his monsters are sludgy, wet or slime-adjacent
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
got made redundant from the dick-sucking factory (aka. customer success)
October 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They may not *sound* as shit-brained as Don but I guarantee you this is also the extent of the knowledge of all the middle management AI evangelists coming to irritate a workforce near you.
Trump: "AI is based on information. I hope they're right about information. I don't know. You've gotta make a lot of money to-- there's gotta be a lot of information out there, but that seems to be pretty hot. We're leading the world on information on AI."
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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talking therapies don't work on me, I can actually just fully perfectly compartmentalise my buried trauma, and there's no downside (i have a unique Special Prince's Brain that way)
March 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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noot noot me your manifesto, communist pingu
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
begone, lo-fi wench. i require my 'work focus playlist' to sound like a kaiju-sized medieval cathedral wearing power armor walking into battle against a host of corrupted biblical angels
October 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Chris P. Duck and the Szechuan Sound
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
son in this family we have one basic rule and that's to call all famous and/or historical alfreds "fred", as a bit.
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
he's a real hard henry that one. a real mean gene. got a pair of strontium bongos on him. he's walking around in concrete gumboots.
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM