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bell-tolled heckt
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Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.

Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social

Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
I keep coming up against this as a stumbling block myself - I've cycled through Firefox, Opera and Duckduckgo and they've all introduced more and more AI bullshit over time
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's also provably unnecessary for most bullshit emails jobs, like 'office admin', or 'journalist'.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I mean call it what you like but there's an artificial social construct that caters specifically for the 30-40% of the population in the 'lark' chronotype and no-one else. It's a hangover of post-feudal agrarian labour allocation that people like to assign moral value to.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(Cool friends are of course welcome to stay over but you do have to solve the puzzle in your allocated bedroom in order to unlock the cabinet with your limited edition monogrammed bathrobe)
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
With my billions I'd have a full redesign with new puzzles every year and singlehandedly keep the artisanal puzzle box engineering/crafting industry alive
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Mansion/castle comprised entirely of ornate mechanical puzzle box rooms, each with a unique 'solve' that adds up to solve a larger puzzle
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A bounty of delights - not least Tatum's dance scene / mask off moments.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by bell-tolled heckt
i'm wailing and weeping like a jilted georgian romance deuteragonist.
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my historical faves is Blas de Lezo y Olivarrieta, for similar (mammoth metallic testicular) reasons
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i'm wailing and weeping like a jilted georgian romance deuteragonist.
how could the previously-beloved lieutenant nintendos visit such grievances upon me, in these trying times, in polite society
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it's incredible how 'strong' his personal brand is, that I am almost 100% sure you're talking about Whelk Pencil
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't like it, I don't agree with it, I'm sweating cobs, something must be done. Relocate the entire city to a platform on the north sea if needs be
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Dont let me put you off, it's definitely good, I think I just had a different game in my head going in maybe
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What's your take on Blue Prince bee tee dubs? I found myself not underwhelmed per se, just... whelmed? I was expecting more whelm given all the reviews
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Alright, I'm in, I'm in, you can stop listing all my favourite things to have in a puzzle game
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the written equivalent of watching Michelangelo paint a massive cartoon willy on God's head on the chapel ceiling
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
genuinely warms my heart to see you use your immense talents in service of literary evil like this
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM