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bell-tolled heckt
@voidwarbler.online
Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit.
He/him.

Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social

Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
Fred Nobel coming in with the old explosive guilt:
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Star wars? star trek? nah pal I dont watch any of that
June 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Very handsome beast!
(I also harbour a Large Praying Mantis Style Cryptid in my home, please accept attached photo as tax)
April 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
IT'S PICKLE TIME YA FUNKY MOTHERS
March 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
February 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Quote with you looking fancy
February 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I Scarrybingo'd with another little fruitcar art post directly before yours (shout out to @jeeklaart.bsky.social for the preceding)
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
accidental marmalade wutang
January 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
but what if
January 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Handsome bugger.
December 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
PETER! YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!!
December 5, 2024 at 8:48 AM
November 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
shroms 🍄📷
October 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
(to the tune of Costello's Watching the Detectives)

🎵 foxes fucking in a graveyard

o-oh hear them root 🎵
October 25, 2024 at 9:19 PM
The part of me that learned french at school from age 12:
"let's be serious, that word probably just translates to 'all-over'--"

The much stronger part of me that is still mentally age 12:
"lol, taint cake"
October 14, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I feel, based on this excellent t shirt, that you might enjoy this janky homebrew meme I made months ago
October 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
October 5, 2024 at 12:03 AM
aw hell yeah
September 21, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Not sure if 'barely scraping into the first third of the first 10% of users' ought to qualify me as a "BlueSky Elder".

My understanding is I would also have needed to pick fights with dril and be a sex criminal in something called a 'poster's discord' to earn that moniker.
September 18, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Ruspi being a goofus mcdoofus:
September 11, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Look at these absolute whoppers!! 🍄📷
September 7, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Butthole Argument 2: Electric Boogaloo
August 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Seconded (and thirded by this gorgeous dimwit)
August 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
look upon this paragon of design excellence
August 10, 2024 at 1:54 PM
ma'am. Ma'am. These 'children' are adults. They are bigger than you. You really must stop coddling them.
August 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM