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mrs claus 🎄✨
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never sleigh never
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
merry xmas! hope u have an amazing long weekend 🥂
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
personally i think every month should have a calendar with little treats each day
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
nice
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“who’s ur dealer”
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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bluesky: there is no notification when your post is promoted to the Discover tab

me: then how will I know if it happened

full legal names with no avatars: you posted "happy winter!" but I don't like winter, also it's summer in Australia, whatever happened to critical thinking

bluesky: you'll know
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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send me six emails immediately after the purchase so I know it's real
September 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
how to have the most popular white elephant gift: bring legos to engineers
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
more orchids incoming 🌸
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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To Godzilla, every city is a walkable city
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
abolish ice and abolish police. all of this is a policy choice
Everyone should take a couple of minutes and watch this, because it's a perfect illustration of how ICE disappears people by making it almost impossible to communicate with family, friends, and lawyers.
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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seasing’s greasings
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“neurospicy and neurotypical women can’t be friends because nt women never say why they mean and 🧠🌶️ always do” heard this yesterday, and—yes
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wimdy
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i was unaware that Vanity Fair did photos post-mortem
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
🙏🏼
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
it keeps doing this 😂 ⚠️🌥️
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ok california ☁️⚠️
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
There’s one guy in Northfield that’s gonna be flying the Trump flag from now until eternity though.

But if you drive up over the mountain towards Erving and take a left into the woods, you come into the territory of the Wood Lesbians. He’s surrounded.
I’ve also noticed that for the last 8 months or so, there’s been basically zero MAGA flags on our usual drive from Boston to my partner’s family’s place in Vermont - we’d usually see at least a few.
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i would like to submit chonky hummingbird to the council
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM