josie
@vjsksksksk.bsky.social
don't sell girl scout cookies at truck stops, don’t call your daughters dogmatic
putting a 3pm on my calendar 5 minutes before the meeting starts is a crime actually
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
putting a 3pm on my calendar 5 minutes before the meeting starts is a crime actually
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“Why does my baby keep dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?”
“How long before children stops discovering mundane things?”
“Baby smiling for no reason”
“Tips to stop staring baby”
“Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?”
“What to do when child goes no-contact?”
“How long before children stops discovering mundane things?”
“Baby smiling for no reason”
“Tips to stop staring baby”
“Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?”
“What to do when child goes no-contact?”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Why does my baby keep dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?”
“How long before children stops discovering mundane things?”
“Baby smiling for no reason”
“Tips to stop staring baby”
“Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?”
“What to do when child goes no-contact?”
“How long before children stops discovering mundane things?”
“Baby smiling for no reason”
“Tips to stop staring baby”
“Why does my infant love dragonfruit, as my mother did?”
“What to do when child goes no-contact?”
hacked, tracked, and harvested
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
hacked, tracked, and harvested
an elder public records management professional who spent fifteen years caring for his wife with Alzheimer’s
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
an elder public records management professional who spent fifteen years caring for his wife with Alzheimer’s
almost started crying at one of the 2008 real housewives of Atlanta saying that she worried about her husband returning to the NFL after an injury but she had to support his dream
so, I guess we know what time it is
so, I guess we know what time it is
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
almost started crying at one of the 2008 real housewives of Atlanta saying that she worried about her husband returning to the NFL after an injury but she had to support his dream
so, I guess we know what time it is
so, I guess we know what time it is
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
required reading to understand why I yearn and why I despair
Is Trump 2.0 killing off US anti-trafficking work?
The White House is dangerously close to making anti-trafficking what the critics always said it was: flash and fluff
www.opendemocracy.net
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
required reading to understand why I yearn and why I despair
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2 HONEY 2 CRISP
Wake up, babe—new apples just dropped!
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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a negative mark, at least in my mind
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
a negative mark, at least in my mind
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i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4
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Do not fedpost do not fedpost do not fedpost
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Do not fedpost do not fedpost do not fedpost
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hadn’t played ACNH in 3 years and 10 months. in that time, I became a bellionaire
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hadn’t played ACNH in 3 years and 10 months. in that time, I became a bellionaire
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Quitting my job so I can focus on drinking enough water
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Quitting my job so I can focus on drinking enough water
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who keeps coughing on nbc
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
who keeps coughing on nbc
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BRING THE FLAVOR TO THE FISH BRING THE FLAVOR TO THE RICE
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
BRING THE FLAVOR TO THE FISH BRING THE FLAVOR TO THE RICE
the coughing on nbc news is a little difficult to ignore
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the coughing on nbc news is a little difficult to ignore
I told them about the election results. they are at peace.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I told them about the election results. they are at peace.
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*scratching neck* where them NYC results
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
*scratching neck* where them NYC results
instacart order: peeled lychee and a 32-pack of toilet paper
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
instacart order: peeled lychee and a 32-pack of toilet paper
MICA student passing ✅
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
MICA student passing ✅
“there’s a girl with a peach somewhere”
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“there’s a girl with a peach somewhere”
put on a WWII documentary for the history and the interviews, but I keep getting mad at the loud noises and explosions
not sure what I was expecting, in hindsight
not sure what I was expecting, in hindsight
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
put on a WWII documentary for the history and the interviews, but I keep getting mad at the loud noises and explosions
not sure what I was expecting, in hindsight
not sure what I was expecting, in hindsight