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moron idiot fighter lover poet goofball crazy criminal pervert bad poster

Not happy to be online. Follow if you feel like it.
Pinned
google: how to pin someone else's skeet
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Sonic the Hedgehog
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Kohl's has assured me that my Kohl's Cash is stable and backed by some terrific deals on accessories for Fall.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yesterday's Ketchup Wars were brutal, bringing out the most boring of food-shamers. But giving mustard serious consideration:

I like mustard: and like other mustard-enjoyers, I like a few different ones & trying new ones!

I like ketchup: just ONE ketchup and have ZERO interest trying new ones.
look. this is ridiculous. *looks around the room, waits to see if everyone is calm* *deep breath* have we thought about mustard.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I have some great news about this guy
The Border Patrol agent was the same one seen arresting a US citizen in Los Angeles at a Walmart
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[Talking to my AI grandma] Granny, tell me again about the time you slurped your apes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm at a Quest Diagnostics waiting to get a blood draw. What a miserable experience. Under-staffed, noisy, crowded.

Why isn't this a nice well-funded municipal service instead of what it is?

This should take 15 minutes, no longer.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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rubbing one out (a genie)
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Important correction. This is actually on Roku. Zero dollars lol.

What a wild assortment.
Fascinating news:

Requiem for a Dream is on Howdy. The listing says it's the R rated version, but it's actually the unrated version.

It has no captions barring a single word, that word being a Spanish translation of an English word on the screen.

THREE DOLLARS.
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fascinating news:

Requiem for a Dream is on Howdy. The listing says it's the R rated version, but it's actually the unrated version.

It has no captions barring a single word, that word being a Spanish translation of an English word on the screen.

THREE DOLLARS.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The Assassination of Papa John by the Coward Little Caesar
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[me showing up to our date wearing the same suit I wore to my middle school graduation]: wow hi you look great
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Well, to be fair! To be fair! We could all die simultaneously in a giant explosion as well. And! The explosion could be my fault!
everyone you love will die before you or be left behind by you. this is an inalienable fact, a very large one, and one you kind of have to fit it in your head if you're gonna have any chance of living well, even though it tries its best not to fit. this is being human. you should not run from it
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Listen idiots. Eating a couple tablespoons of ketchup isn't hurting anybody.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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First a woman from the 1300s named Diot Coke, and now this
[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]

THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The content isn't even moderated: Oswalt's post is still on here, in screenshots, distributed widely.

It's just punitive nonsense and it won't help because it never does.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Howdy has the movie 10,000 B.C. listed as a Documentary.

Also JFK. Also Tarzan.

THREE DOLLARS.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
MuNdUs SiNe CaEsArIbUs
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This website is good for having a few of my friends and every heathcliff, but bad because it's run by the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I just hand my buddy a controller so he thinks he's helping me out
I don’t care how game breaking it is, every video game should let me co-op play with a buddy
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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As U know I am a foot-sceptic I do not believe in the foot
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hey, terrifying.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM