Dani
vivianbloom.bsky.social
Dani
@vivianbloom.bsky.social
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This is the way 🖤🖤✨✨

From Teaandrosemary IG
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Little hedges looking like snow-spiders.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Dress for the job you want
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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the last thing you see before the end
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I love this little display stand I bought on Etsy so I can be a little nerd and use it on movie night ☺️
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I was permitted to stroke Max's belly yesterday.
August 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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rise and shine!!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Breaking: JD Vance just arrived in the Cotswolds, UK, on holiday.

Apparently having this meme on his phone got one tourist banned from entering the US.

So here it is on a huge billboard near where JD's holidaying 👍

📍Cheltenham, Cotswolds, UK
August 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?
So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence.

If true, then fucking yikes.
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
August 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Why I 🧡 the web.

drawafish.com

Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
July 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Definitely an ear-in-the-water-bowl kind of day.
July 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Our cat Biscuit had his grooming appt today and they sent us his report card but I think I'm just going to use it as my bio
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.
June 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The cat they hate is back.
June 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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And that’s exactly why they need to pay the humans who worked to produce it.

Any industry that cannot exist without stealing what it sells needs to die.
May 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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“Who are you with” and “You’re a terrible reporter” are the last remaining clues that a question with any merit was asked.

@nbcnews.com
May 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM