Xelias
@visiblexela.bsky.social
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he/him, i'm like 35 or something
embarrassing on purpose (sometimes)
my brain is wrong, but more study is needed
Sometimes I say the opposite of what is actually true because it amuses me. Wish I had a word for that
he/him, i'm like 35 or something
embarrassing on purpose (sometimes)
my brain is wrong, but more study is needed
Sometimes I say the opposite of what is actually true because it amuses me. Wish I had a word for that
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I think about this almost every day
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I think about this almost every day
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We are your people doing anything other than actual work.
We are your online game players.
We are your shitposters.
We are your reply guys.
We are your people watching ten second video clips for hours.
We are your internet rabbit hole followers.
We are everywhere.
And we will be heard.
We are your online game players.
We are your shitposters.
We are your reply guys.
We are your people watching ten second video clips for hours.
We are your internet rabbit hole followers.
We are everywhere.
And we will be heard.
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 PM
We are your people doing anything other than actual work.
We are your online game players.
We are your shitposters.
We are your reply guys.
We are your people watching ten second video clips for hours.
We are your internet rabbit hole followers.
We are everywhere.
And we will be heard.
We are your online game players.
We are your shitposters.
We are your reply guys.
We are your people watching ten second video clips for hours.
We are your internet rabbit hole followers.
We are everywhere.
And we will be heard.
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new fit what we thinkin
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
new fit what we thinkin
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Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
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Abolish ICE
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Abolish ICE
context. this journey took mere hours
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
context. this journey took mere hours
I really find it hard to hold any of this against Priscilla Kelly - she heard the outcry and made the right call, at the end of the day.
On the other hand, I can't stop giggling
On the other hand, I can't stop giggling
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I really find it hard to hold any of this against Priscilla Kelly - she heard the outcry and made the right call, at the end of the day.
On the other hand, I can't stop giggling
On the other hand, I can't stop giggling
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what’s truly incredible is that this isn’t satire
January 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
what’s truly incredible is that this isn’t satire
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saw a post confused about the dem leadership's response to trump, offering them genuine advice and pointers, and it's just heartbreaking. krusty shouting advice to the washington generals. they don't wanna do it
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 AM
saw a post confused about the dem leadership's response to trump, offering them genuine advice and pointers, and it's just heartbreaking. krusty shouting advice to the washington generals. they don't wanna do it
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this:
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I think a big chunk of the "linux is hard" sentiment stems from the fact that most linux users do weird things with their computers. basically this:
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
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torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.
I put on Greta Van Fleet (long story, not my choice, i'm very sorry) and my 7 year old said "is it supposed to sound like that?"
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I put on Greta Van Fleet (long story, not my choice, i'm very sorry) and my 7 year old said "is it supposed to sound like that?"
correct, that's why i use it
I find "blowing chunks" to be the most upsetting euphemism for vomiting
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
correct, that's why i use it
Someone keeps ordering supplements on amerzon and delivering to my house and pissing. Me Off
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Someone keeps ordering supplements on amerzon and delivering to my house and pissing. Me Off
I love christmas. My grandmother told me chatgpt told her they could inject microscopic titanium staples in her husband's colon
December 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I love christmas. My grandmother told me chatgpt told her they could inject microscopic titanium staples in her husband's colon
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saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
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Giving away:
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1 x Playmat
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2 x Gamegenic Sleeves
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Giving away:
1 x Dungeon Pro
1 x Playmat
2 x Bastion 100+ Xl
2 x Gamegenic Sleeves
Just share this post, follow me and Gamegenic - and we will draw a winner after Christmas!
#sponsored
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Looking to get organised this holiday season? Well the folks at @gamegenic.com are helping me to help!
Giving away:
1 x Dungeon Pro
1 x Playmat
2 x Bastion 100+ Xl
2 x Gamegenic Sleeves
Just share this post, follow me and Gamegenic - and we will draw a winner after Christmas!
#sponsored
Giving away:
1 x Dungeon Pro
1 x Playmat
2 x Bastion 100+ Xl
2 x Gamegenic Sleeves
Just share this post, follow me and Gamegenic - and we will draw a winner after Christmas!
#sponsored