Jade🐉
@vineivy.bsky.social
🐲 [Jade "Ven" Vine-ivy ]
Unfinished profile, too tired
Rion: @weevilion.bsky.social
Unfinished profile, too tired
Rion: @weevilion.bsky.social
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This probably isn’t the best attitude to have but if you rev your engine super loud in my neighborhood I wish for you to crash and die
June 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This probably isn’t the best attitude to have but if you rev your engine super loud in my neighborhood I wish for you to crash and die
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Being a centrist in the US today is a moral failing
June 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Being a centrist in the US today is a moral failing
Bad news after bad news after bad news after bad news and I've been bedridden nonfunctioning for a week straight on top of it
May 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bad news after bad news after bad news after bad news and I've been bedridden nonfunctioning for a week straight on top of it
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TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.
May 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.
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purchased so quickly
May 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
purchased so quickly
Back to trying to not be online
May 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Back to trying to not be online
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Police can question you and — even if you say nothing — they're allowed to testify about your "demeanor" and "body language" during questioning.
Most judges will allow this as a form of expert testimony.
That's why STFU is not enough. You need to explicitly say "I invoke my 5th amendment rights"
Most judges will allow this as a form of expert testimony.
That's why STFU is not enough. You need to explicitly say "I invoke my 5th amendment rights"
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Police can question you and — even if you say nothing — they're allowed to testify about your "demeanor" and "body language" during questioning.
Most judges will allow this as a form of expert testimony.
That's why STFU is not enough. You need to explicitly say "I invoke my 5th amendment rights"
Most judges will allow this as a form of expert testimony.
That's why STFU is not enough. You need to explicitly say "I invoke my 5th amendment rights"
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it's obviously bad that trump is taking that plane as a bribe but it's so tiresome how shocked some people act every time trump demonstrates what should be common knowledge at this point which is that rules are fake
May 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
it's obviously bad that trump is taking that plane as a bribe but it's so tiresome how shocked some people act every time trump demonstrates what should be common knowledge at this point which is that rules are fake
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does anyone else think we should ban all cars or is that just me
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
does anyone else think we should ban all cars or is that just me
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Do it like you do it to me (Just chop em up)
Prosecutors say that as news of the crime spread, the two men exchanged messages relishing the outrage and sadness they caused. The tree in northern England was believed to be about 200 years old.
U.K. jury convicts two of sawing down beloved Sycamore Gap tree in 'moronic' vandalism
Prosecutors say that as news of the crime spread, the two men exchanged messages relishing the outrage and sadness they caused. The tree in northern England was believed to be about 200 years old.
www.npr.org
May 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Do it like you do it to me (Just chop em up)
"Chicago is about to be insufferable about-" When isn't it insufferable. When.
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Chicago is about to be insufferable about-" When isn't it insufferable. When.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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i relate so little to this person that we may as well be different species. girl who is "we"? i can live without chatgpt just fine!
May 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i relate so little to this person that we may as well be different species. girl who is "we"? i can live without chatgpt just fine!
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wow, there's also some really exciting new bonobo communication work! this is my month.
scitechdaily.com/bonobos-spea...
scitechdaily.com/bonobos-spea...
Bonobos Speak in Phrases: New Study Challenges Uniqueness of Human Language
Bonobos form vocal combinations that reflect structured meaning, suggesting language-like traits evolved millions of years ago. Bonobos, our closest living relatives, produce intricate and meaningful ...
scitechdaily.com
May 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
wow, there's also some really exciting new bonobo communication work! this is my month.
scitechdaily.com/bonobos-spea...
scitechdaily.com/bonobos-spea...
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These people literally believe in CULLING the population. I’m not being hyperbolic. They are into EUGENICS.
They WANT people to DIE from measles, salmonella, hurricanes, cancer, miscarriage, starvation (please add).
They ARE out to KILL US.
We CANNOT keep WAITING for those who swore an oath!
They WANT people to DIE from measles, salmonella, hurricanes, cancer, miscarriage, starvation (please add).
They ARE out to KILL US.
We CANNOT keep WAITING for those who swore an oath!
May 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
These people literally believe in CULLING the population. I’m not being hyperbolic. They are into EUGENICS.
They WANT people to DIE from measles, salmonella, hurricanes, cancer, miscarriage, starvation (please add).
They ARE out to KILL US.
We CANNOT keep WAITING for those who swore an oath!
They WANT people to DIE from measles, salmonella, hurricanes, cancer, miscarriage, starvation (please add).
They ARE out to KILL US.
We CANNOT keep WAITING for those who swore an oath!
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bro thought he was a cat
May 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
bro thought he was a cat
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Some of the study results suggest that we are “seeing fundamental changes to the environments around us.”
from @theguardian.com via @climatedesk.org
from @theguardian.com via @climatedesk.org
Bird populations are declining all across North America
They are "like the canary in the coal mine," one researcher cautions.
www.motherjones.com
May 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Some of the study results suggest that we are “seeing fundamental changes to the environments around us.”
from @theguardian.com via @climatedesk.org
from @theguardian.com via @climatedesk.org
Ran into this beast once that watched asmongold and when I repeated my little favorite gum blood wall factoid he was like "it's his own blood at least, so it's not that bad"
May 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ran into this beast once that watched asmongold and when I repeated my little favorite gum blood wall factoid he was like "it's his own blood at least, so it's not that bad"
Wait wtf I'm in this
Mark, I will find you and make sure you keep my fucking name out of your mouth.
May 6, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Wait wtf I'm in this
Seeing posts about Sabra hummus that don't mention it tastes like industrial grade chemicals confuses me greatly. Like that shit is inedible. You don't even need to boycott it, it boycotts itself
May 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Seeing posts about Sabra hummus that don't mention it tastes like industrial grade chemicals confuses me greatly. Like that shit is inedible. You don't even need to boycott it, it boycotts itself
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The idea that American messaging to boys is “you’re bad” when they still get to be the heroes in most movies and shows, the vast majority industry leaders, the president, and the most followed and most popular people online kind of complicates the narrative
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The idea that American messaging to boys is “you’re bad” when they still get to be the heroes in most movies and shows, the vast majority industry leaders, the president, and the most followed and most popular people online kind of complicates the narrative