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· Aug 7
You can tell me Bluesky is dying, but I can tell you that in a meeting at work today someone meant to say ‘gut-wrenching’ and instead said ‘gunt-retching’, & I had to leave the room
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
tottenham are the only team who should have a stat for Unexpected Goals (UG)
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
tottenham are the only team who should have a stat for Unexpected Goals (UG)
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It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
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I'm a massive fan of stand-up. I'm watching specials or listening to comedy albums almost every day. The Riyadh comedy festival lineup is unreal and frankly, dystopian.
This is the best piece I've seen so far on the boldfaced hypocrisy of the "Free speech" crowd.
This is the best piece I've seen so far on the boldfaced hypocrisy of the "Free speech" crowd.
US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’
Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses
www.theguardian.com
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm a massive fan of stand-up. I'm watching specials or listening to comedy albums almost every day. The Riyadh comedy festival lineup is unreal and frankly, dystopian.
This is the best piece I've seen so far on the boldfaced hypocrisy of the "Free speech" crowd.
This is the best piece I've seen so far on the boldfaced hypocrisy of the "Free speech" crowd.
This ref is utterly horrendous
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This ref is utterly horrendous
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you won't read anything funnier than this today
no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
you won't read anything funnier than this today
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Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life.
And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
September 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life.
And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
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Lmao watching his eyes bug out of his head, this is great stuff
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lmao watching his eyes bug out of his head, this is great stuff
Whether he was the right signing for that particular window i don’t know, but Merino is a VERY tidy footballer & the squad is better for him being in it
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Whether he was the right signing for that particular window i don’t know, but Merino is a VERY tidy footballer & the squad is better for him being in it
I have to say, the @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Slack has been pretty lively today
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I have to say, the @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Slack has been pretty lively today
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gnome country? for old men??
September 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
gnome country? for old men??
Just heard someone say ‘Mad to think that when Emery took over, we were in the relegation zone!’ about Aston Villa, the team currently occupying 19th place
August 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just heard someone say ‘Mad to think that when Emery took over, we were in the relegation zone!’ about Aston Villa, the team currently occupying 19th place
Obviously i was referring to this, can’t believe it’s finally happening etc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal reach agreement with Bayer Leverkusen to sign Piero Hincapie. Season-long loan from #Bayer04 + buy option. Package worth €52m & 10% sell-on. 5yr deal upon permanent transfer. Set to travel this weekend for #AFC medical
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
Arsenal reach agreement with Bayer Leverkusen to sign defender Piero Hincapie
The deal is a season-long loan including an obligation to buy for a total package of €52million — plus a 10 per cent sell-on clause.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Obviously i was referring to this, can’t believe it’s finally happening etc
Oh my god is it finally happening please god
August 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Oh my god is it finally happening please god
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HOT TOWN
SUMMER IN THE CITY
SUMMER IN THE CITY
May 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
HOT TOWN
SUMMER IN THE CITY
SUMMER IN THE CITY
I called Mayor Pete a ratfuck in 2016, & not since I saw My Chem play a London pub have I been so far ahead of the curve
August 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I called Mayor Pete a ratfuck in 2016, & not since I saw My Chem play a London pub have I been so far ahead of the curve
You can tell me Bluesky is dying, but I can tell you that in a meeting at work today someone meant to say ‘gut-wrenching’ and instead said ‘gunt-retching’, & I had to leave the room
August 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You can tell me Bluesky is dying, but I can tell you that in a meeting at work today someone meant to say ‘gut-wrenching’ and instead said ‘gunt-retching’, & I had to leave the room
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Alan Cumming said it best: why, on Earth, would a r*pist go to the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that actually treats r*pists better than trans people?
August 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Alan Cumming said it best: why, on Earth, would a r*pist go to the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that actually treats r*pists better than trans people?
Delightful arsenal goal, in total contrast to the fluke mis-kick that gave Newcastle the lead
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Delightful arsenal goal, in total contrast to the fluke mis-kick that gave Newcastle the lead
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“inshallah on the front page”
feels illegal to have a legit funny politician
feels illegal to have a legit funny politician
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“inshallah on the front page”
feels illegal to have a legit funny politician
feels illegal to have a legit funny politician
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Took me 30 years but I've decided my favorite Tetris piece is the T piece. Can always put that guy to work. When he shows up I think, "a friend is here"
July 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Took me 30 years but I've decided my favorite Tetris piece is the T piece. Can always put that guy to work. When he shows up I think, "a friend is here"
@heathercampbell.bsky.social I never thought I’d hear a gambling ad on a pod I like, & go ‘wow, that was…weirdly moving’ so kudos
July 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@heathercampbell.bsky.social I never thought I’d hear a gambling ad on a pod I like, & go ‘wow, that was…weirdly moving’ so kudos