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I say this in all sincerity, these are the types of reply guys I truly cherish. you want to encourage and nurture them. they are the best. CC @skupone.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I say this in all sincerity, these are the types of reply guys I truly cherish. you want to encourage and nurture them. they are the best. CC @skupone.bsky.social
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One of the dumbest times I went viral on Twitter was for a thread about this and there were creepy people in my mentions for days. So: fun fact, the average age of a bride on her first marriage in 18th-century England was 26.
Sigh.
Squicky people on the internet are at it again about the alleged old days of teen and tween brides, so this is my cue to bring out the graph showing that the median age for first marriage in the US has never been below 20 for the woman from 1890 to the present.
Squicky people on the internet are at it again about the alleged old days of teen and tween brides, so this is my cue to bring out the graph showing that the median age for first marriage in the US has never been below 20 for the woman from 1890 to the present.
July 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
One of the dumbest times I went viral on Twitter was for a thread about this and there were creepy people in my mentions for days. So: fun fact, the average age of a bride on her first marriage in 18th-century England was 26.
Anyone else getting bombarded by s’mores on all fronts? Has the CEO of s’mores found me?
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Anyone else getting bombarded by s’mores on all fronts? Has the CEO of s’mores found me?
if they’re not pole dancing on their mic stand then why am I at their live music “performance”
July 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if they’re not pole dancing on their mic stand then why am I at their live music “performance”
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they are stealing from us and from our children even though they have unfathomable wealth. they openly tell you that they're building gibberish machines to put us all out of work. it's a fucking scandal and everyone knows it and everyone hates it
July 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they are stealing from us and from our children even though they have unfathomable wealth. they openly tell you that they're building gibberish machines to put us all out of work. it's a fucking scandal and everyone knows it and everyone hates it
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enormous violence is being done to us by unaccountable elites. they rob us blind, they send our neighbors to foreign dungeons or murder them in the street. they cut healthcare to build concentration camps and conduct a livestreamed genocide. they rape and traffic and brazenly get away with it all
July 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
enormous violence is being done to us by unaccountable elites. they rob us blind, they send our neighbors to foreign dungeons or murder them in the street. they cut healthcare to build concentration camps and conduct a livestreamed genocide. they rape and traffic and brazenly get away with it all
can’t I just have a patron for being cute and tired
July 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
can’t I just have a patron for being cute and tired
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By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
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shesmovingthroughspaceandtimeandshesgonnagetyou
July 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
shesmovingthroughspaceandtimeandshesgonnagetyou
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There are 4 seasons in a year & plenty of CEOs to go around.
July 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There are 4 seasons in a year & plenty of CEOs to go around.
everyone must sit to piss. nonnegotiable.
July 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
everyone must sit to piss. nonnegotiable.
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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Man did Matt Bors call it or what www.dailykos.com/stories/2018...
July 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Man did Matt Bors call it or what www.dailykos.com/stories/2018...
“recast elmo!!” the mob screams
the coolest part about the elmo hacked posts is that the most insane people online are treating elmo like he’s a real guy
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“recast elmo!!” the mob screams
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I wrote a My Favorite Murder spec script
August 24, 2023 at 8:02 PM
I wrote a My Favorite Murder spec script
Get Nexplanon, be safe from pregnancy and once every month produce The Sludge.
July 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Get Nexplanon, be safe from pregnancy and once every month produce The Sludge.
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tradwives, bring back the traditions of old (poisoning your shitty husbands)
July 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
tradwives, bring back the traditions of old (poisoning your shitty husbands)
she’s a 7 but she impulse buys rugs
July 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
she’s a 7 but she impulse buys rugs
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They should make an antidepressant that:
1) works
2) does not make you feel zooted
3) allows you to nut
1) works
2) does not make you feel zooted
3) allows you to nut
July 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They should make an antidepressant that:
1) works
2) does not make you feel zooted
3) allows you to nut
1) works
2) does not make you feel zooted
3) allows you to nut
sometimes you (Ripley) just gotta nap (sleep for 15 hours in the middle of the day)
July 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
sometimes you (Ripley) just gotta nap (sleep for 15 hours in the middle of the day)
I love the “show me less of this” button. Shirtless pic of an ugly dude? Not on my feed, get voided fucko
July 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love the “show me less of this” button. Shirtless pic of an ugly dude? Not on my feed, get voided fucko