doctor fart nights, private eye
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so, duckduckgo, the "we don't track your data" search engine, is utilizing the "steal everyones data" machine to add slop summaries to your search inquiries?
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
so, duckduckgo, the "we don't track your data" search engine, is utilizing the "steal everyones data" machine to add slop summaries to your search inquiries?
the financiers?
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the financiers?
post a photo of you now vs 20 years ago. post all of your orange themed artwork. draw this in your style. drop a selfie RIGHT NOW. post your favorite local restaurant within walking distance of your home. post your mothers maiden name. post your dog. what movie is this screenshot from? post your hol
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
post a photo of you now vs 20 years ago. post all of your orange themed artwork. draw this in your style. drop a selfie RIGHT NOW. post your favorite local restaurant within walking distance of your home. post your mothers maiden name. post your dog. what movie is this screenshot from? post your hol
there are multitudes here
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
there are multitudes here
[guy who is about to live through 3 more years of this] i don't know how we are gonna be able to sustain 3 more years of this
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
[guy who is about to live through 3 more years of this] i don't know how we are gonna be able to sustain 3 more years of this
the new york times has always and forever will be an ally to fascism i don't know how many times we need to learn this lesson
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the new york times has always and forever will be an ally to fascism i don't know how many times we need to learn this lesson
probably means they flipped someone on that petition
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
probably means they flipped someone on that petition
nate silver 100% searches his name here on a daily basis because he's a bitchmade loser who needs to find a real job
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
nate silver 100% searches his name here on a daily basis because he's a bitchmade loser who needs to find a real job
too easy
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
too easy
aaron van dork
You don't have to blame any of this on Democrats. Literally none of this is the Democrats fault.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
aaron van dork
so am i allowed to say that the no kings shit has always been a mass scale astroturfed placation effort or
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
so am i allowed to say that the no kings shit has always been a mass scale astroturfed placation effort or
guys Clue is about to play on cspan
Update: They can't find Cornyn.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
guys Clue is about to play on cspan
Reposted by doctor fart nights, private eye
Abolish the Senate.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Abolish the Senate.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
motherfucker is doing "is what it is" on the senate floor because he's late to dinner with whatever fucking AI grifter that is lined up next to line his pockets
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
motherfucker is doing "is what it is" on the senate floor because he's late to dinner with whatever fucking AI grifter that is lined up next to line his pockets
love america love this two party system where both platforms are "fuck you die"
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
love america love this two party system where both platforms are "fuck you die"
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
oh my god Cassidy is using AI slop to argue that the credits should be turned into FSA credits
i'm going insane
i'm going insane
(also pretty sure this graphic is is AI-generated, haha)
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
unfortunately the army considers food as a bonus google search "bonus army" to learn more
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
unfortunately the army considers food as a bonus google search "bonus army" to learn more
sandwich exit velocity
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
sandwich exit velocity
sorry folks we have about 15 more minutes of sap pre-roll before the first pitch
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
sorry folks we have about 15 more minutes of sap pre-roll before the first pitch
now something to consider is the young korkiri boy who may not be able to stop the moon from crashing into the stadium before midnight
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
now something to consider is the young korkiri boy who may not be able to stop the moon from crashing into the stadium before midnight
if you're still in line stay in line
it is 1:11 AM EST AND WE STILL HAVE FUCKING BASEBALL
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if you're still in line stay in line
this game has lasted longer than the confederacy ha ha just a lil politics joke for some levity
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
this game has lasted longer than the confederacy ha ha just a lil politics joke for some levity
if i was pitching i would simply not hit the batter with the ball
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if i was pitching i would simply not hit the batter with the ball
if i had to make a choice between either getting shingles or covid again i would instead choose the third option which would be to find a pit filled with hungry ravenous wolverines
i had shingles at 44, trust me, you do NOT want this
get the vaccine
get the vaccine
Im too drunk to pull up citations but iirc the shingles vaccine is linked to alot of good outcomes outside of just not getting the shingles!
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if i had to make a choice between either getting shingles or covid again i would instead choose the third option which would be to find a pit filled with hungry ravenous wolverines
this is a fake post being passed around by blue maga bot accounts
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
this is a fake post being passed around by blue maga bot accounts