Crashed
@venividivamoose.bsky.social
He/him
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Some wizardposting weirdo from Chicago
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Some wizardposting weirdo from Chicago
I forgot I had this account oops.
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I forgot I had this account oops.
I find it difficult to refute accusations of fatalism, and frankly, nothing good can come of this
March 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I find it difficult to refute accusations of fatalism, and frankly, nothing good can come of this
I'm hilariously busy today, and nobody else is, and my boss keeps gleefully distracting me, and it's unfortunately very, very fucking funny.
March 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I'm hilariously busy today, and nobody else is, and my boss keeps gleefully distracting me, and it's unfortunately very, very fucking funny.
We need a new kind of bone-hurting juice now more than ever
March 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
We need a new kind of bone-hurting juice now more than ever
This smidgen of text has pushed me just a hair breadth closer to Jokerfication. I'm going to go stand outside in the sunlight to reverse the effects.
March 27, 2024 at 11:23 PM
This smidgen of text has pushed me just a hair breadth closer to Jokerfication. I'm going to go stand outside in the sunlight to reverse the effects.
After like five years of silence and almost ten years since we last hung out irl, someone snapped me a selfie captioned "just bleached my asshole" and that's community to me.
March 27, 2024 at 8:47 PM
After like five years of silence and almost ten years since we last hung out irl, someone snapped me a selfie captioned "just bleached my asshole" and that's community to me.
I don't have innocent crushes. There is nothing innocent about me. I am full of the violence of desire and want.
March 27, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I don't have innocent crushes. There is nothing innocent about me. I am full of the violence of desire and want.
Having a meeting with my needs and we're all gonna talk about you.
March 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Having a meeting with my needs and we're all gonna talk about you.
Yearning to become a more perfect and simple creature that fully knows its own mind and the world it inhabits.
March 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Yearning to become a more perfect and simple creature that fully knows its own mind and the world it inhabits.
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it's gettin hot in here
so take off every zig
so take off every zig
March 26, 2024 at 11:35 PM
it's gettin hot in here
so take off every zig
so take off every zig
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Frodo: That man in the corner, who is he?
Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin.
Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin.
March 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Frodo: That man in the corner, who is he?
Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin.
Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin.
The clattering of the line against the flagpole like one lonely pair of cheeks clapping to an unknown beat
March 26, 2024 at 8:27 PM
The clattering of the line against the flagpole like one lonely pair of cheeks clapping to an unknown beat
Vagueposts about a bridge are more important than my job actually
March 26, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Vagueposts about a bridge are more important than my job actually
What's up motherfuckers are we alll ready for Tuesday because I'm not. I'm ready for death.
March 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
What's up motherfuckers are we alll ready for Tuesday because I'm not. I'm ready for death.
You guys think that guy who invented banks is just like, real mad we got ones for cum now?
March 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
You guys think that guy who invented banks is just like, real mad we got ones for cum now?
I'm wfh next week so I gotta plan a bunch of bullshit to do while wfh lol
March 25, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I'm wfh next week so I gotta plan a bunch of bullshit to do while wfh lol
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Marianas trench? Unreal. Cut the horny stuff out while you’re on the clock. I have no respect for oceanographers
March 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Marianas trench? Unreal. Cut the horny stuff out while you’re on the clock. I have no respect for oceanographers
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the people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine...
March 25, 2024 at 7:09 AM
the people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine...
Call my bed Scorpion the way I can hear it screaming GET OVER HERE (I'm sleepy)
March 25, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Call my bed Scorpion the way I can hear it screaming GET OVER HERE (I'm sleepy)
How dare there be a town in Wisconsin named Fond Du (lac, ok i know its french)
March 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
How dare there be a town in Wisconsin named Fond Du (lac, ok i know its french)
Thinking about building better habits from my lukewarm bathtub at six thirty four am and posting on bluesky.
March 25, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Thinking about building better habits from my lukewarm bathtub at six thirty four am and posting on bluesky.
Wonder who I'll wake up as in the morning
March 25, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Wonder who I'll wake up as in the morning
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true leftists never order food via delivery apps. true leftists instead obtain their meals by wandering around secret schutzstaffel castles and walking on top of turkey dinners that are sitting on the floor until they stop making the "bmm-bm-bm" sound
March 24, 2024 at 5:57 PM
true leftists never order food via delivery apps. true leftists instead obtain their meals by wandering around secret schutzstaffel castles and walking on top of turkey dinners that are sitting on the floor until they stop making the "bmm-bm-bm" sound
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Five am wake-up because I'm normal
March 24, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Five am wake-up because I'm normal