The Baltimore Crabs were the greatest of all time.

A recreation of urban decay in digital spaces.

I only know Pomona exists because I, due to Logistics Reasons, know that an Ontario, CA exists right next to it and have lost serious time trying to coordinate an international shipment only to realize it's Ontario, California. Not Ontario, Canada.

Lol I literally just sat down at my PC with my robe on and thought "I'll take a nice walk tomorrow"

Bountiful

I'm mouth-harp certified but I'm still working on my harmonica exam

Somehow, I assume Blues Traveler is involved in whatever accreditation process exists

Brimming full?

Mine smells like coffee sometimes :(

My other less charitable read is that this kind of open-ended essaying is supposed to persuade one into feeling like they have come to this conclusion themselves

This sounds less like am argument and more like an opinionated Wikipedia article

Haha ahhh shit your avatar makes this perfect

No I hear forklifts