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@venividivamoose.bsky.social
He/him
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Some wizardposting weirdo from Chicago
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Some wizardposting weirdo from Chicago
What's up motherfuckers are we alll ready for Tuesday because I'm not. I'm ready for death.
March 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
What's up motherfuckers are we alll ready for Tuesday because I'm not. I'm ready for death.
I'm taking my meds
March 23, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I'm taking my meds
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
March 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
Emotionally, this lump of mulch in the ALDI parking lot is where I'm at
March 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Emotionally, this lump of mulch in the ALDI parking lot is where I'm at
Drop a ship that's not rom Star Wars or Star Trek
March 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Drop a ship that's not rom Star Wars or Star Trek
I don't really wanna lick the wall above this urinal, buuut
March 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I don't really wanna lick the wall above this urinal, buuut
This is what I think of your fuckin gratitude mister j d power
March 15, 2024 at 11:48 PM
This is what I think of your fuckin gratitude mister j d power
Imagine being named like a third-rate knockoff of a Kojima character
March 12, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Imagine being named like a third-rate knockoff of a Kojima character
Knowing full well this is just fancy Italian seasoning with rose petals, I still bought it
March 9, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Knowing full well this is just fancy Italian seasoning with rose petals, I still bought it
Gonna bully this cod into tasting good
March 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Gonna bully this cod into tasting good
Thurs, and I cannot stress this enough, DAY
March 7, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Thurs, and I cannot stress this enough, DAY
The work-mandated glo-up selfie. No, I don't know how to smile naturally.
March 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
The work-mandated glo-up selfie. No, I don't know how to smile naturally.
Very regrettably I am called to serve once more.
March 6, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Very regrettably I am called to serve once more.
I'm an emotional creature
March 5, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I'm an emotional creature
I had a knee jerk reaction to be a doomer ass leftist by saying American planes are only designed to drop bombs and propaganda. Now I'm reading about the history of humanitarian aid airdrops and getting context for how little 38000 meals is.
March 2, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I had a knee jerk reaction to be a doomer ass leftist by saying American planes are only designed to drop bombs and propaganda. Now I'm reading about the history of humanitarian aid airdrops and getting context for how little 38000 meals is.
History is repeating itself, as it is wont to do.
March 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
History is repeating itself, as it is wont to do.
Sometimes the glyphs keep me company as I piss.
March 2, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Sometimes the glyphs keep me company as I piss.
I have immaculate riz and also brain damage.
March 1, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I have immaculate riz and also brain damage.
New pod dropped in the work bathroom this week. Weird pod of balls.
March 1, 2024 at 4:53 PM
New pod dropped in the work bathroom this week. Weird pod of balls.
It's leap day, post Frog!
February 29, 2024 at 6:07 PM
It's leap day, post Frog!