The Velvet Ambassador
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If you're wondering why there are so many Latino brownshirts, the answer is that self-loathing is part of what fuels fascism. And it is typically second generation Latinos who taught to be ashamed of their heritage and assimilate to white nationalism.
TLDR Uncle Jesus is the new Uncle Tom.
TLDR Uncle Jesus is the new Uncle Tom.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you're wondering why there are so many Latino brownshirts, the answer is that self-loathing is part of what fuels fascism. And it is typically second generation Latinos who taught to be ashamed of their heritage and assimilate to white nationalism.
TLDR Uncle Jesus is the new Uncle Tom.
TLDR Uncle Jesus is the new Uncle Tom.
Fact: Smooth-brained liberal podcasts are actually WORSE for our society than Fox News. Smooth-brained lib podcasts de-radicalize potential radicals. Fox News is simply giving grandma her stories before the nurse turns the TV off in the extended care facility's rec room.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Fact: Smooth-brained liberal podcasts are actually WORSE for our society than Fox News. Smooth-brained lib podcasts de-radicalize potential radicals. Fox News is simply giving grandma her stories before the nurse turns the TV off in the extended care facility's rec room.
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
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I also don't believe the "blame-the-victim" lies from the WH. View a few documents for yourself. You might write off a few allegations but there are SOOO many. Go to www.justice.gov/epstein. then put "calendar girls" in the search and read a few FBI and court documents. Believe your eyes!
January 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I also don't believe the "blame-the-victim" lies from the WH. View a few documents for yourself. You might write off a few allegations but there are SOOO many. Go to www.justice.gov/epstein. then put "calendar girls" in the search and read a few FBI and court documents. Believe your eyes!
Okay so what’s weird about this email is how oddly specific he is about the kids’ ages. Like what parent talks about their children chronologically like that? But that made me wonder if was in code and those were “his kids”
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Okay so what’s weird about this email is how oddly specific he is about the kids’ ages. Like what parent talks about their children chronologically like that? But that made me wonder if was in code and those were “his kids”
January 30 was the 2025 of days.
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 AM
January 30 was the 2025 of days.
Peak Elon is when you’re the richest man in the world but you’re still too creepy to get invited to the creepiest parties thrown by the creepiest people.
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Peak Elon is when you’re the richest man in the world but you’re still too creepy to get invited to the creepiest parties thrown by the creepiest people.
Here’s what happened:
Someone had a leaked copy of the docs that were released today. Not a website, substack but probably a mainstream paper - NYT, WPo. Because they’re policy would’ve been to go to the White House for a statement.
Someone had a leaked copy of the docs that were released today. Not a website, substack but probably a mainstream paper - NYT, WPo. Because they’re policy would’ve been to go to the White House for a statement.
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Here’s what happened:
Someone had a leaked copy of the docs that were released today. Not a website, substack but probably a mainstream paper - NYT, WPo. Because they’re policy would’ve been to go to the White House for a statement.
Someone had a leaked copy of the docs that were released today. Not a website, substack but probably a mainstream paper - NYT, WPo. Because they’re policy would’ve been to go to the White House for a statement.
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Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
So it turns out QAnon was the KidzBop version of Epstein Island and basically everyone with their own Wikipedia page was part of it.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So it turns out QAnon was the KidzBop version of Epstein Island and basically everyone with their own Wikipedia page was part of it.
Oh man, some of this new Epstein stuff is juice.
Was there a leak about to happen so they tried to get ahead of it by dumping on a Friday? Seems like this is shit that would've been tossed in the shredder with the pics of Trump and Ivanka and the horse with the
Was there a leak about to happen so they tried to get ahead of it by dumping on a Friday? Seems like this is shit that would've been tossed in the shredder with the pics of Trump and Ivanka and the horse with the
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Oh man, some of this new Epstein stuff is juice.
Was there a leak about to happen so they tried to get ahead of it by dumping on a Friday? Seems like this is shit that would've been tossed in the shredder with the pics of Trump and Ivanka and the horse with the
Was there a leak about to happen so they tried to get ahead of it by dumping on a Friday? Seems like this is shit that would've been tossed in the shredder with the pics of Trump and Ivanka and the horse with the
I love Catherine O'Hara to bits but please let this Rule of Threes be "People Who Were in Home Alone 2."
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I love Catherine O'Hara to bits but please let this Rule of Threes be "People Who Were in Home Alone 2."
Okay if Trump is doing this much insane shit on the same Friday of all days there's gotta be something in that latest Epstein dump that he doesn't want us talking about.
Do your job, internet.
Do your job, internet.
January 30, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Okay if Trump is doing this much insane shit on the same Friday of all days there's gotta be something in that latest Epstein dump that he doesn't want us talking about.
Do your job, internet.
Do your job, internet.
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Wow -- incredible!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wow -- incredible!!!
I am absolutely sure that the same Justice Department that just arrested Don Lemon and is trying to rig Georgia's 2026 election is going to give us the real Epstein Files.
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I am absolutely sure that the same Justice Department that just arrested Don Lemon and is trying to rig Georgia's 2026 election is going to give us the real Epstein Files.
Kamala Harris had a grip of lawyers ready to go in case Trump contested the 2024 election results.
But she was thoroughly unprepared to contest the results herself.
This is because of a liberal bias toward stasis. The system works, always has, always will, in exactly the same way, forever.
But she was thoroughly unprepared to contest the results herself.
This is because of a liberal bias toward stasis. The system works, always has, always will, in exactly the same way, forever.
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Kamala Harris had a grip of lawyers ready to go in case Trump contested the 2024 election results.
But she was thoroughly unprepared to contest the results herself.
This is because of a liberal bias toward stasis. The system works, always has, always will, in exactly the same way, forever.
But she was thoroughly unprepared to contest the results herself.
This is because of a liberal bias toward stasis. The system works, always has, always will, in exactly the same way, forever.
Bottom line: WE have more power than politicians. But we have to work in harmony to tap into it. We’re liek a big-ass giant Voltron. And that’s REAL democracy. Not voting for some schmuck who’s just in it to increase their personal wealth and get a book deal and might MAYBE do the bare minimum.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Bottom line: WE have more power than politicians. But we have to work in harmony to tap into it. We’re liek a big-ass giant Voltron. And that’s REAL democracy. Not voting for some schmuck who’s just in it to increase their personal wealth and get a book deal and might MAYBE do the bare minimum.
Sure do the Jan 30 “general strike” tomorrow but bear in mind it’s a warm up general strike not a real one. Its a calf stretch and a jog around the block before the marathon.
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Sure do the Jan 30 “general strike” tomorrow but bear in mind it’s a warm up general strike not a real one. Its a calf stretch and a jog around the block before the marathon.
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Starting a rumor that ICE is gonna start going after back child support to get some of the fish picture guys out of the comments section for a while
January 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Starting a rumor that ICE is gonna start going after back child support to get some of the fish picture guys out of the comments section for a while
Every Tesla call, Elon promises some coming-soon horseshit culled from the "House of Tomorrow" cartoons and every damn time, Wall Street eats it up.
This is why late-stage capitalism is a dead scene. The morons rise to the top and everyone scratches their heads when it all comes crashing down.
This is why late-stage capitalism is a dead scene. The morons rise to the top and everyone scratches their heads when it all comes crashing down.
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Every Tesla call, Elon promises some coming-soon horseshit culled from the "House of Tomorrow" cartoons and every damn time, Wall Street eats it up.
This is why late-stage capitalism is a dead scene. The morons rise to the top and everyone scratches their heads when it all comes crashing down.
This is why late-stage capitalism is a dead scene. The morons rise to the top and everyone scratches their heads when it all comes crashing down.
Democrats for real think that if they can just convince your racist MAGA uncle on Facebook that they're actually Republicans that they'll win elections.
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Democrats for real think that if they can just convince your racist MAGA uncle on Facebook that they're actually Republicans that they'll win elections.
Everybody: We for real need to get rid of these terrorist murder cops.
Republicans: Okay, if you think that will..
Democrats: Now hold on there just a minute! Let's not get carried away! We don't want to look WEAK ON CRIME.
Republicans: Okay, if you think that will..
Democrats: Now hold on there just a minute! Let's not get carried away! We don't want to look WEAK ON CRIME.
January 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Everybody: We for real need to get rid of these terrorist murder cops.
Republicans: Okay, if you think that will..
Democrats: Now hold on there just a minute! Let's not get carried away! We don't want to look WEAK ON CRIME.
Republicans: Okay, if you think that will..
Democrats: Now hold on there just a minute! Let's not get carried away! We don't want to look WEAK ON CRIME.
Everyone wants to blame Trump on someone else. It’s stupid. Trump is to blame. Not the libs. Not the leftists. Not even MAGA. Just Trump.
But here’s the thing… We absolutely don’t have to accept this. At all. We can make him leave. Not in 2029. Not in 2027. Like, next Thursday.
But here’s the thing… We absolutely don’t have to accept this. At all. We can make him leave. Not in 2029. Not in 2027. Like, next Thursday.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Everyone wants to blame Trump on someone else. It’s stupid. Trump is to blame. Not the libs. Not the leftists. Not even MAGA. Just Trump.
But here’s the thing… We absolutely don’t have to accept this. At all. We can make him leave. Not in 2029. Not in 2027. Like, next Thursday.
But here’s the thing… We absolutely don’t have to accept this. At all. We can make him leave. Not in 2029. Not in 2027. Like, next Thursday.
Tesla’s annual revenue dropped -3% and annual profits dropped -61% but their stock price rose 2% in after hours trading. In any other epoch this would be a huge WTF story.
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Tesla’s annual revenue dropped -3% and annual profits dropped -61% but their stock price rose 2% in after hours trading. In any other epoch this would be a huge WTF story.
It is extremely, extremely clear that Trump has a strategy for rigging the 2026 election.
So pretending that 2024 was free and fair so that "voters don't lose faith in our electoral system" is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.
So pretending that 2024 was free and fair so that "voters don't lose faith in our electoral system" is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
It is extremely, extremely clear that Trump has a strategy for rigging the 2026 election.
So pretending that 2024 was free and fair so that "voters don't lose faith in our electoral system" is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.
So pretending that 2024 was free and fair so that "voters don't lose faith in our electoral system" is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.