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The Velvet Ambassador
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Psst.... AIPAC is an Epstein op, pass it on.
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Cool story. Hey, quick question, how many children did your boss eat?
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Also I grew up watching pro wrestling so it's easy for me to recognize a heel-face revolving door.
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I was a Democrat for most of my adult life, still voted for Democrats even after I'd moved on from the party, so I can say with some confidence in my objectivity that this is either completely tone deaf or outright collaborator-pilled.
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
This was amazing
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Congress won't do it. Needs to be truly independent. It could be crowd-sourced.
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is the way. He's not leaving via any other means. Waiting for his cabinet to 25 him or congress to impeach is useless. Even if they were willing, which they are not, it would take forever. We could have him out of office next week if we wanted to.
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I will say that it's hard to think about anything else whenever Trump has "release."
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
That's the crazy part. Its Bard. You're Woody Allen. Is some OTHER elite pedophile really going to have more juice there than you do simply by being Woody Allen?
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Awwwww so smooshable.
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
(not a euphemism)
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Well let's all discuss it and figure out a strategy that unites us and works for all of us. But I'm sure as hell not going to internet-shout condescending invectives at a guy who showed me his doggies.
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
But acknowledging that there is a certain kind of unconditional love that one can only get from floofs and woofs? That is bringing us all back to a place where we can help each other get through this current and likely darkest epoch of our nation's history.
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
We can roast each other and argue about politics all day all night but at the end of the day we're all just regular people trying to jury-rig this shit system so it starts working for US, not them. Attacking each other over minutia, calling each other "idiots," only helps the pedo cannibals.
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Well I'm sorry about your dog she looks like a sweetheart.
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Looking "grymm" and "kvlt" should never be a detriment. Some of us actually don't trust normies and are dubious about any information that comes from someone who looks like a Smooth Jazz Tax Attorney.
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
But further, it was a joke. Ergo the "roasting" line. To which you replied "roast away."
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"Looks bad" to who? To you? You were not the intended audience.

But how you represent yourself to the world is how you see yourself. It's not an accident. This wasn't a random shot I pulled from you IG to prove you're a flip-flop douche. This is the version of you that you wanted us to see.
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM