Alex
@vejnoska.bsky.social
Invented Pokémon, but you may recognize me from hosting new year’s rockin’ eve or pod save America or rooting through your garbage can
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the new pope must announce SuperHell
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the new pope must announce SuperHell
So the dems are just gonna keep it up with these fundraising texts and doing nothing to govern? Funny, I’d try something different after years of absolute fumbling
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So the dems are just gonna keep it up with these fundraising texts and doing nothing to govern? Funny, I’d try something different after years of absolute fumbling
Drawing straight from the idiot playbook
Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Drawing straight from the idiot playbook
People who don’t take their shoes off when they come inside: you doing ok?
January 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People who don’t take their shoes off when they come inside: you doing ok?
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I can’t wait until snowboarding evolves poles like skiing
December 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
I can’t wait until snowboarding evolves poles like skiing
There is entirely too much Bob Dylan media, I do not care about him or his RFK jr voice and songs about funny carnivals
December 26, 2024 at 6:26 AM
There is entirely too much Bob Dylan media, I do not care about him or his RFK jr voice and songs about funny carnivals
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Nice try, like I’d believe Nicholas Florko is a real person?
It’s so interesting to see these urgent exhortations to reestablish decorum. I have not seen evidence of a “coarsening” of American society. If anything, the opposite: I’ve seen thousands of individuals asserting their humanity and protesting the indignity of the system UHC profits from.
December 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Nice try, like I’d believe Nicholas Florko is a real person?
I really like Mexico. I hope to spend a lot more time here.
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I really like Mexico. I hope to spend a lot more time here.
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If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.
November 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.
My trainer let me out of the Pokéball for an hour of free-range time
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
My trainer let me out of the Pokéball for an hour of free-range time
One of the hardest things we had to do at Bluesky this week was feeding the server, it was very hungry and wanted nachos but there wasn’t any place nearby that had nachos and we didn’t want to DoorDash so we had to get the stuff to make them. In the end it was pretty good and not that much work
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 AM
One of the hardest things we had to do at Bluesky this week was feeding the server, it was very hungry and wanted nachos but there wasn’t any place nearby that had nachos and we didn’t want to DoorDash so we had to get the stuff to make them. In the end it was pretty good and not that much work
If I say boonta vista enough times will they come over here
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 AM
If I say boonta vista enough times will they come over here
hello sharks, I’m here today to offer you a comfortable sleeping cap and pajamas in exchange for a carbon monoxide leak in your house
November 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
hello sharks, I’m here today to offer you a comfortable sleeping cap and pajamas in exchange for a carbon monoxide leak in your house
The neoliberal grifters are here
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The neoliberal grifters are here
Will we get qanon 2 in 2025? I hope it’s even stupider
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Will we get qanon 2 in 2025? I hope it’s even stupider
I am being targeted by numerous special interests and dark money groups who don’t want me to make parody songs incorporating the phrase peepeepoopoo
November 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I am being targeted by numerous special interests and dark money groups who don’t want me to make parody songs incorporating the phrase peepeepoopoo
I'm looking for people to follow--who else doesn't like Matt Yglesias?
November 15, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I'm looking for people to follow--who else doesn't like Matt Yglesias?
You should be able to pay a little extra to fry whatever you want at a restaurant
November 14, 2024 at 6:41 AM
You should be able to pay a little extra to fry whatever you want at a restaurant
dumb Yankees are winning just enough games to keep me from being able to watch the whole World Series on a 5-day trial of YouTube TV
October 31, 2024 at 12:31 AM
dumb Yankees are winning just enough games to keep me from being able to watch the whole World Series on a 5-day trial of YouTube TV
These couch fuckers might not be the best at governing
My god is it refreshing to see the Democratic Party finally abandoning the line of “the Republican Party should be better than this” and fully leaning into “what the fuck is going on with these guys”
July 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
These couch fuckers might not be the best at governing
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If Vance gets dumped off the ticket after forever being branded the couch fucker, that’ll keep me going for months
July 25, 2024 at 5:56 AM
If Vance gets dumped off the ticket after forever being branded the couch fucker, that’ll keep me going for months