i had to drop what i was doing to make this

that’s right beg you miserable worm

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.

Your dumb ass thinks you're going to catch me under a glass, slide a magazine under the bottom, and release my ass outside. Wrong bonzo. You're going to have to kill me.

"What is this some sort of mouse in my house? Eating sauce going crazy?"

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Here’s to new beginnings