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Peaches von Strangle
@vantablackvamp.blacksky.app
Writer, gamer, reader, collector of hobbies. Fountain pen aficionado. Chilled goth chick. Black GenX. PolyJAMorous - but when the light hit the ice, it twankle and glisten.
Secretary of Nonsense.

Vampire turned tiny kaiju.

All smoke to coconut ANYTHING.
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Final Fantasy X
GTA: Vice City
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
God of War
Name an S-Tier Videogame.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
42. 😉
Question 42:
What’s the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Peace, love, cackles and cuddles with a sexy husband,
green apple slushies, tartan blankets….

… an acre in Grand Rapids. 🤣
Question 3:
For what or whom do you yearn?
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Don’t Stop Believin’ x Journey
Question 8:
If you were in a situation where the only thing that could save a life was to successfully start a sing-a-long with a random group of strangers, what song are you belting?
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so everybody was sucking dick?!
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Got anime playing in the background, a book in my lap, and about to call and gossip with mine.

Slow motion.
Y'all doing Friday shit? I literally just finished my last call of the day and I'm burnt.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“This isn’t the America I know!”

Black People:
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We byke to doing it for DaVine?!
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In my old age I have turned into a mood reader.

I just wish I knew what I was in the mood for…
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is the THIRD fucking AirPod I’ve lost.

I. Am. Over. It.

Wire me again.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Come back to me
I’m begging you please
Come back to me
I want you to…
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Lemme tell y’all something.

I LOVE Mannie Fresh and I will NEVER tolerate slander against that man.

NEVER.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sense is being made.
Once you figure out what you got, LOCK IN.

Cuz you ain't the only nigga that's tryna get her.

BE FIRST.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Don’t group me with poc, I’m black
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy ❤️

Read it when I was like 12/13.
Vogon poetry changed me.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
🗣️ WE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOSTILE GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER…
a woman is standing on a pink couch with the words happy saturday written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is standing on a pink couch with the words happy saturday written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from Bruh Man from the fif flo’.
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from the Harold's Chicken on 87th
When I’m President, all my economic data I coming from Circuit City.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If the billionaires are bad (and make no mistake- they are)…

Then ALLLLLLLL of them are bad. All. Of. Them. Are. Bad.

Sit with that as long as you like.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m somebody mama and I DEFINITELY be calling cap when I see it. 🤣🤣🤣
Do anybody else mama be talking about some “that’s cap” 😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
As well he fucking should have.
Will rocked his shit and hit heights of sexy heretofore never SEEEEEEN!
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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IT'S NOT ENOUGH! *Kendrick voice*
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Talk. About. It.

If he not gonna go up about me like that- you can keep him. That shit was sexy as f. IDGAF who don’t like it.
And somehow became sexier than he ever was before, which I did not think he could top.
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Salt and pepper beards are my weakness
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And. DIIIIIIIIDDDDD!
I ran 100% Ginuwine into the ground, baby.
Which album goes? Which album stays?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM