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grabbed a Clair Obscur randomizer. ticked "randomize bosses" and "randomize starting cosmetics". the first boss was Phase 2 Simon and I died wearing the only outfits i had unlocked, which were both sakapatate. 10/10 no regrets
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
grabbed a Clair Obscur randomizer. ticked "randomize bosses" and "randomize starting cosmetics". the first boss was Phase 2 Simon and I died wearing the only outfits i had unlocked, which were both sakapatate. 10/10 no regrets
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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get the fuck outta here
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
get the fuck outta here
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Of all the terms I saw suggested for the game my favourite was 'je suiskoden'.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Of all the terms I saw suggested for the game my favourite was 'je suiskoden'.
i've seen some folks arguing online about whether clair obscur is a "JRPG" because it's French. but at the end of the optional dungeon where every enemy is harder to kill than the final boss, there is an optional boss who comes out of left field and kills your levelcapped party. so
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i've seen some folks arguing online about whether clair obscur is a "JRPG" because it's French. but at the end of the optional dungeon where every enemy is harder to kill than the final boss, there is an optional boss who comes out of left field and kills your levelcapped party. so
did not realize until today that SGDQ 2024 had a run by a dog youtu.be/m2FZKJ4QBdA
Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB by Peanut Butter the Dog & JSR_ in 29:48 - Summer Games Done Quick 2024
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
did not realize until today that SGDQ 2024 had a run by a dog youtu.be/m2FZKJ4QBdA
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the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
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Getting your friend into riichi mahjong like yeah MahjongSoul is a good app to get started but Hentai Milf Simulator 2000 is generally considered to be the superior English-language client due to its advanced training suite, extensive quality of life features and modern UI. No yeah I didn’t misspeak
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Getting your friend into riichi mahjong like yeah MahjongSoul is a good app to get started but Hentai Milf Simulator 2000 is generally considered to be the superior English-language client due to its advanced training suite, extensive quality of life features and modern UI. No yeah I didn’t misspeak
played 37 minutes of Ultrakill and i think if i continue then my cardiologist will kill me
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
played 37 minutes of Ultrakill and i think if i continue then my cardiologist will kill me
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Objectively the best shoelace knot, no question. "I need to tie my shoes again" not with this shit you don't.
not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanship
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Objectively the best shoelace knot, no question. "I need to tie my shoes again" not with this shit you don't.
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( @vampirecoffee.bsky.social and Skye marching band)
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
( @vampirecoffee.bsky.social and Skye marching band)
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Also pictured: A Skye road trip
Also pictured: A Skye road trip
October 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@vampirecoffee.bsky.social
Also pictured: A Skye road trip
Also pictured: A Skye road trip
winning a game on a grand slam because 2 batters were walked and then a third was hit by a pitch ... the Mariners way
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
winning a game on a grand slam because 2 batters were walked and then a third was hit by a pitch ... the Mariners way
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This is honestly a fascinating read, because it contains a full account of the judge taking the barrister into his office and making him print out all of his citations and point out the relevant paragraphs. Which obviously he couldn't do, because half of them didn't even exist.
This latest "barrister meets AI" disaster is something all stage 1 law students should read. It is vital about the key skill of case reading - you mustn't use AI to substitute for the skill of being able to find cases and find key content in cases:
tribunalsdecisions.service.gov.uk/utiac/ui-202...
tribunalsdecisions.service.gov.uk/utiac/ui-202...
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This is honestly a fascinating read, because it contains a full account of the judge taking the barrister into his office and making him print out all of his citations and point out the relevant paragraphs. Which obviously he couldn't do, because half of them didn't even exist.
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It's such an annoyance when I set out across my lawn and hit a random encounter and it's Solar Moles and they unleash their devastating Subterranean Sunbeam attack and wipe my party in turn 1.
Do you have Solar Moles molesting your lawn? #Lidl has you covered!
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It's such an annoyance when I set out across my lawn and hit a random encounter and it's Solar Moles and they unleash their devastating Subterranean Sunbeam attack and wipe my party in turn 1.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
@benfrosh.bsky.social i have no idea wtf i was dreaming about last night but i woke up thinking “the only way to catch the spy is with a lesbian who knows the intricacies of the Nordic rail system! We need Benevolence!”
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@benfrosh.bsky.social i have no idea wtf i was dreaming about last night but i woke up thinking “the only way to catch the spy is with a lesbian who knows the intricacies of the Nordic rail system! We need Benevolence!”
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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great, now I think someone should make a romhack of ET where the reese's pieces grant randomized buffs when equipped and you have to pick one of three effects at the start of every level
October 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
great, now I think someone should make a romhack of ET where the reese's pieces grant randomized buffs when equipped and you have to pick one of three effects at the start of every level
i was having trouble answering this and then i remembered that i have beaten E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i was having trouble answering this and then i remembered that i have beaten E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
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Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.
October 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.
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video game narratives come in two kinds: cold unsparing randomness, and button you press to hit yourself. Pathologic? hit-yourself. Fallen London? hit-yourself. Unfair Flips? unsparing randomness. In spite of literally giving you the option to hit yourself, Disco Elysium is unsparing randomness.
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
video game narratives come in two kinds: cold unsparing randomness, and button you press to hit yourself. Pathologic? hit-yourself. Fallen London? hit-yourself. Unfair Flips? unsparing randomness. In spite of literally giving you the option to hit yourself, Disco Elysium is unsparing randomness.
@thaliarchus.bsky.social dying to know what you think of this article, which is largely about "how do you write a boatload of iambic pentameter on a deadline" azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...
So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter
In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill
azhdarchid.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@thaliarchus.bsky.social dying to know what you think of this article, which is largely about "how do you write a boatload of iambic pentameter on a deadline" azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...
I told my partner about Zojirushi water boilers and he is now going on a magical adventure to either find or invent a sink-installable hot water dispenser with a temperature select dial *above* the sink
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I told my partner about Zojirushi water boilers and he is now going on a magical adventure to either find or invent a sink-installable hot water dispenser with a temperature select dial *above* the sink