Val
@valland.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader
Somebody take me out to a jazz club so I have an excuse to wear this again
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somebody take me out to a jazz club so I have an excuse to wear this again
My nonverbal nephew’s hyper fixation is Star Wars. Specifically the dark side. My mom gave him this mask for his bday and he hasn’t taken it off since
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My nonverbal nephew’s hyper fixation is Star Wars. Specifically the dark side. My mom gave him this mask for his bday and he hasn’t taken it off since
Incredible things happening on linked in
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Incredible things happening on linked in
Zendaya is always a beautiful person but seeing her with red hair just gave me the exact same feeling of awe that I felt looking at the Scottish highlands or the sunset over the ocean. Like just the majesty of the earth and also Zendaya with red hair
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Zendaya is always a beautiful person but seeing her with red hair just gave me the exact same feeling of awe that I felt looking at the Scottish highlands or the sunset over the ocean. Like just the majesty of the earth and also Zendaya with red hair
Trying to fall asleep after watching a show featuring my niche fear of floating untethered into the vast emptiness of space in a space suit, waiting to die while staring into the cold horror of the vastness of the cosmos. aka the premise of Space Oddity which is now stuck in my head as well
August 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Trying to fall asleep after watching a show featuring my niche fear of floating untethered into the vast emptiness of space in a space suit, waiting to die while staring into the cold horror of the vastness of the cosmos. aka the premise of Space Oddity which is now stuck in my head as well
My sister and I used to pass the controller back and forth playing SNES Jurassic Park and she was the one playing when we discovered this guy. I’ll never forget how she let out a blood curdling scream and threw the controller at the tv screen lmao
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My sister and I used to pass the controller back and forth playing SNES Jurassic Park and she was the one playing when we discovered this guy. I’ll never forget how she let out a blood curdling scream and threw the controller at the tv screen lmao
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I would like everything everywhere to stop getting worse all the time
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I would like everything everywhere to stop getting worse all the time
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“Hey this is a question for those of you with giant honking diamonds. If you have a giant honking diamond please identify yourself. Asking for purposes unrelated to making a list of people who own giant honking diamonds.”
July 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Hey this is a question for those of you with giant honking diamonds. If you have a giant honking diamond please identify yourself. Asking for purposes unrelated to making a list of people who own giant honking diamonds.”
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the first time I heard the term male power fantasy so many things in the world began to make sense
July 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the first time I heard the term male power fantasy so many things in the world began to make sense
I got a letter in the mail from Nelnet that I thought was a typo so I logged into my account and no typo - my loans are now deferred till 2035????
July 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I got a letter in the mail from Nelnet that I thought was a typo so I logged into my account and no typo - my loans are now deferred till 2035????
Fantastic points were made - we are not lacking in artists who want to make ornate art and architecture, we are lacking in a rich class with the taste to fund those things. Artists simply cannot pull beautiful buildings out of their ass!!
Any time I talk about a wealthy person's outfit, someone in the comments is quick to reply: "They're rich, you think they care?" No one has to care about my opinions or clothes, regardless of net worth.
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
But let's talk about the connection between wealth and aesthetics 🧵
July 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Fantastic points were made - we are not lacking in artists who want to make ornate art and architecture, we are lacking in a rich class with the taste to fund those things. Artists simply cannot pull beautiful buildings out of their ass!!
Absolutely wild how quickly stores have stopped pretending to care about fat people now Ozempic is mainstream. Went to Nordstrom Rack for the first time in a while to discover that they have completely eradicated not only their plus sizes but also anything over a 12. They said fuck them fat bitches
June 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Absolutely wild how quickly stores have stopped pretending to care about fat people now Ozempic is mainstream. Went to Nordstrom Rack for the first time in a while to discover that they have completely eradicated not only their plus sizes but also anything over a 12. They said fuck them fat bitches
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June 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Looks like space wizardry
Woah! 😳 Slinky magic!! To think it was only good for going down some steps. No toy like a retro toy!
June 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Looks like space wizardry
I’m eating pizza in the mf skyyyyy
June 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m eating pizza in the mf skyyyyy
Eureka Springs is such a great town man
June 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Eureka Springs is such a great town man
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My skeets aren’t well liked because I’m not in any group chats and I don’t have any internet friends or real life ones or good skeets
May 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My skeets aren’t well liked because I’m not in any group chats and I don’t have any internet friends or real life ones or good skeets
This is better than fine actually, this is a blissful afternoon
me: things are fine. i’m totally fine.
also me: *drives over an hour for a tattoo of a chappell roan lyric followed by eating taco bell alone in a parking lot*
also me: *drives over an hour for a tattoo of a chappell roan lyric followed by eating taco bell alone in a parking lot*
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is better than fine actually, this is a blissful afternoon
Bought stuff to make homemade pizza but when my dough was proofed and ready to bake I realized I forgot sauce so I said fuck it, grilled cheese pizza
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bought stuff to make homemade pizza but when my dough was proofed and ready to bake I realized I forgot sauce so I said fuck it, grilled cheese pizza