Val
@valland.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader
Just got this cloudfare page trying to open twitter, thank you cloudfare for protecting me from the brain rot
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just got this cloudfare page trying to open twitter, thank you cloudfare for protecting me from the brain rot
Incredible, this is couture
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Incredible, this is couture
God 15 years ago I found out one of my 5th grade classmates had become mayor of that town and I’ve never recovered (he did become mayor young but still!)
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
God 15 years ago I found out one of my 5th grade classmates had become mayor of that town and I’ve never recovered (he did become mayor young but still!)
Mean while “war-torn” Portland Oregon doesn’t have sales tax at all
October 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Mean while “war-torn” Portland Oregon doesn’t have sales tax at all
I use bullet points bc my coworkers and clients seem to be unable to read in paragraph form nowadays
October 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I use bullet points bc my coworkers and clients seem to be unable to read in paragraph form nowadays
My BIL was raving about it last time I visited, seems to be a hit with dads
October 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My BIL was raving about it last time I visited, seems to be a hit with dads
Well there’s a type of unorthodox business plan named after a fellow named Ponzi, some might even call it a scheme,
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well there’s a type of unorthodox business plan named after a fellow named Ponzi, some might even call it a scheme,
Hello yes I would like to buy a Stock pls
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hello yes I would like to buy a Stock pls
I will forever choose to watch a grainy screen record video over opening YouTube, I just scroll right past those posts
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I will forever choose to watch a grainy screen record video over opening YouTube, I just scroll right past those posts
Counterpoint: it should rain every single day between the hours of 2:30-4:30pm so I can read my little book in a coffee shop and listen to it :)
September 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Counterpoint: it should rain every single day between the hours of 2:30-4:30pm so I can read my little book in a coffee shop and listen to it :)
It’s like facing a barrage of missiles heading directly for your front door and deciding to just drink tea about it
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s like facing a barrage of missiles heading directly for your front door and deciding to just drink tea about it
Wow this one is so expressive. Incredible work
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Wow this one is so expressive. Incredible work
Oh I added these to cart SO fast thank you for spreading the good news. You’re a toilet screw evangelist
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oh I added these to cart SO fast thank you for spreading the good news. You’re a toilet screw evangelist
So inspirational thank you lukelukeluke
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So inspirational thank you lukelukeluke
I am SO sad the book signing was cancelled tonight
September 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am SO sad the book signing was cancelled tonight
I have somehow managed to avoid learning the definition of groyper up till now. Debating whether it’s worth it to finally google
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I have somehow managed to avoid learning the definition of groyper up till now. Debating whether it’s worth it to finally google
That stock photo with the Conway,AR tag is sending me. Dudes should look like that Druski sketch
September 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That stock photo with the Conway,AR tag is sending me. Dudes should look like that Druski sketch
I dated a man who looked at me like I was the most beautiful woman he’d ever laid eyes on and couldn’t get enough of me when we were alone but ultimately dumped me bc he was worried I wasn’t hot enough to impress other men lmao what a dumbass
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I dated a man who looked at me like I was the most beautiful woman he’d ever laid eyes on and couldn’t get enough of me when we were alone but ultimately dumped me bc he was worried I wasn’t hot enough to impress other men lmao what a dumbass
22 is still too damn young tbh
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
22 is still too damn young tbh
Every time I meet someone my age who has a 20yo kid I involuntarily react with horror for a moment as if they just told me they gave birth at 12 before I remember
September 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Every time I meet someone my age who has a 20yo kid I involuntarily react with horror for a moment as if they just told me they gave birth at 12 before I remember
Said vast twice and that’s bugging me
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Said vast twice and that’s bugging me