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Val
@valland.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, Dog-lover, and Avid Reader
Somebody take me out to a jazz club so I have an excuse to wear this again
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My nonverbal nephew’s hyper fixation is Star Wars. Specifically the dark side. My mom gave him this mask for his bday and he hasn’t taken it off since
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Incredible things happening on linked in
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Zendaya is always a beautiful person but seeing her with red hair just gave me the exact same feeling of awe that I felt looking at the Scottish highlands or the sunset over the ocean. Like just the majesty of the earth and also Zendaya with red hair
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Trying to fall asleep after watching a show featuring my niche fear of floating untethered into the vast emptiness of space in a space suit, waiting to die while staring into the cold horror of the vastness of the cosmos. aka the premise of Space Oddity which is now stuck in my head as well
August 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Also I am a bit biased bc I too have a rainbow skull that stays out 24/7
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My sister and I used to pass the controller back and forth playing SNES Jurassic Park and she was the one playing when we discovered this guy. I’ll never forget how she let out a blood curdling scream and threw the controller at the tv screen lmao
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My life changed when I realized I could hang a bunch of these in my closet for my pants
August 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ll give you two
July 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“Hey this is a question for those of you with giant honking diamonds. If you have a giant honking diamond please identify yourself. Asking for purposes unrelated to making a list of people who own giant honking diamonds.”
July 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
June 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
There are so many badass armors in the game and yet I’m out there like
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
idk I’m into it
June 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The pizza restaurant I ate at yesterday was boscaresque
June 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pizza bird
June 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m eating pizza in the mf skyyyyy
June 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What a cool town
June 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eureka Springs is such a great town man
June 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Good news
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bought stuff to make homemade pizza but when my dough was proofed and ready to bake I realized I forgot sauce so I said fuck it, grilled cheese pizza
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh so you’re putting all your eggs into one of these, i see
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m sorry, menopause causes WHAT
January 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Connections didn’t give me too much trouble but Strands successfully distracted the middle school part of my brain
January 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That’s enough psychic damage from twitter for the night, time for bed
January 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Hello!! Just curious - what are these?
January 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM