God's Strongest Hamnet Hater
@uzionmain.bsky.social
the living manifestation of destiny (he/him)
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
Discord: daviduzumeri
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/uzumerid/
asking for a friend: where do you store a bag of depends that you got for the first time you had a colonoscopy and inshallah will not need until the next time you get a colonoscopy but do not want in plain view
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
asking for a friend: where do you store a bag of depends that you got for the first time you had a colonoscopy and inshallah will not need until the next time you get a colonoscopy but do not want in plain view
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
i can think of one happy ending to the elon musk and his children story and it's very similar to the ending of weapons (2025) (dir. zach cregger)
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i can think of one happy ending to the elon musk and his children story and it's very similar to the ending of weapons (2025) (dir. zach cregger)
This is extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely funny. blog.google/company-news...
Joint statement from Google and Apple
Apple and Google have entered into a multi-year collaboration under which the next generation of Apple Foundation Models will be based on Google's Gemini models and clou…
blog.google
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely funny. blog.google/company-news...
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changing my handle due to entering a management/leadership position at work and being unable and unwilling to Stop Posting
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
changing my handle due to entering a management/leadership position at work and being unable and unwilling to Stop Posting
the darkest joke i can make about this is that suddenly the worst people alive will care due to this article because it centers property over people
Israel has demolished more than 2,500 buildings in Gaza since the cease-fire began, according to a New York Times analysis, including in areas still under Hamas control.
Two Months After Cease-Fire, Israel Is Still Demolishing Gaza
More than 2,500 buildings have been destroyed since the start of the cease-fire, according to a New York Times analysis. Israel says it is demilitarizing Gaza.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
the darkest joke i can make about this is that suddenly the worst people alive will care due to this article because it centers property over people
is there anyone who built an iconic videogame engine in the '90s who is not deeply, insanely weird
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
is there anyone who built an iconic videogame engine in the '90s who is not deeply, insanely weird
Do I know any marketing pros on here who have experience with customer.io? Feel free to DM since I have replies turned off for my overall mental health.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Do I know any marketing pros on here who have experience with customer.io? Feel free to DM since I have replies turned off for my overall mental health.
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Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Sympathies with the Epic PR team
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catching up on golden globes and, to be 100% frank, hamnet beating sinners is gutter racism
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
catching up on golden globes and, to be 100% frank, hamnet beating sinners is gutter racism
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Perhaps the problems are empire, capital and just uh evil guys.
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Perhaps the problems are empire, capital and just uh evil guys.
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People overseas will be like "America this your problem & it's impacting us all so get your shit together!" and Elon Musk will be South African and Rupert Murdoch will be Australian and Peter Thiel will be German and the President will be an obvious Russian Asset funded by Israel & Saudi Arabia.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
People overseas will be like "America this your problem & it's impacting us all so get your shit together!" and Elon Musk will be South African and Rupert Murdoch will be Australian and Peter Thiel will be German and the President will be an obvious Russian Asset funded by Israel & Saudi Arabia.
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The rich standing in the way of any improvement
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The rich standing in the way of any improvement
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any community that relies on liberal norms of tolerance, persuasion, cooperation, and mutual forbearance has been grievously harmed by social media — just as was the case for marginalized and vulnerable communities in places ravaged by the (analog) plague.
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
any community that relies on liberal norms of tolerance, persuasion, cooperation, and mutual forbearance has been grievously harmed by social media — just as was the case for marginalized and vulnerable communities in places ravaged by the (analog) plague.
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Huge missed opportunity.
![Screen grab of ham [dot] net saying "This domain is registered, but still may be available." [Get this domain]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sslr6rcchgiprvju2ykuwuhp/bafkreid3bznl36rawv5ghxocv3udzussszrghdm55dafmlrpd6mv5tmgfy@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Huge missed opportunity.
love kim stanley robinson and ministry for the future but with china leading the pack on renewable energy i gotta ask: is there a single prediction he made in that book that ended up being correct?
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
love kim stanley robinson and ministry for the future but with china leading the pack on renewable energy i gotta ask: is there a single prediction he made in that book that ended up being correct?
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
unsure if im more excited for trails beyond the horizon or bone temple this weekend
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
unsure if im more excited for trails beyond the horizon or bone temple this weekend
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minister of asbestos not concerned about potential health risks
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
minister of asbestos not concerned about potential health risks
OK, fuck these clowns. apple.news/Aymh2vfyDQl2...
Canada not considering a ban on X over deepfake controversy, AI minister says — The Canadian Press
Artificial Intelligence Minister Evan Solomon says Canada isn’t considering a
apple.news
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
OK, fuck these clowns. apple.news/Aymh2vfyDQl2...
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RIP Erich Von Daniken, your theories were a load of racist nonsense but the comics your theories inspired went EXTREMELY hard
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
RIP Erich Von Daniken, your theories were a load of racist nonsense but the comics your theories inspired went EXTREMELY hard
The joke answer I put in for my favorite food in Octopath Traveler 0 at character creation continues to pay dividends
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The joke answer I put in for my favorite food in Octopath Traveler 0 at character creation continues to pay dividends