CUT TO JUSTIN TRUDEAU, MID-COITUS WITH KATY PERRY: I do not miss being Prime Minister.

not even like bad or evil, just a fucking idiot

i somehow do not remember this guy being this fucking dumb at Grantland

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

sorry i am misremembering the actual line, which is funnier

male V is just jesse pinkman.

johnny's obvious misogyny makes the whole dynamic way more interesting when he's stuck in the body of a lady!

yeah, the v/johnny banter is way more interesting. cherami leigh takes a B game and makes it an A+

also it has the funniest line of the game after you wake up in river ward's trailer and he's making you breakfast after you had sex and johnny shows up and angrily, exasperatedly goes "Did you just FUCK a COP?!?!?"

oh yeah he sucks. i was fond of it as male v but absolutely adored the game as fem-v

the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things

She doesn't need one, she's never made a bad movie

this is my avengers doomsday

alex garland is so good i don't care that he's an idiotic Enlightened Centrist(TM)

bone temple bone temple BONE TEMPLE BONE TEMPLE

"about science versus religion" oh man. oh yes