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Usy/Fen | geriatric millenial | she/they demi-mother | 🔞
| fic writer, professional shitposter, rpg enthusiast |
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Art and music by Boy. I've never been more proud.
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the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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This really blew up, so I wrote a One Simple Trick guide to how we can do it:
How To Expropriate An Artificial Intelligence Oligarchy
An industry whose bubble is set to burst is crucial to U.S. national security, you say?
www.forever-wars.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Love this look for men 🔥
These are not used very often anymore, but there is certain scene where people are making those costumes and wearing them. And it's actually accepted to wear those instead of more formal costumes.

Even in the independence day celebration arranged by our president, like in this example. 2/
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-."

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Pink Flamingos (1972)
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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It didn’t happen around Christmas but I do see the similarities in being trapped with monsters you distrust.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Every elite authority in the UK appears to have lost their mind in precisely the same way
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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We must be the debauchery we want to see in the world 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This thread is a feast
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Patcanery (credit to u/Anonamaton801 for the idea)
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Yeah, and that's a difference between me being 26 and 39. I was dumber then.

Though I should mention that my distaste for the ending nonsense only grew after I saw that most of the rest of the game was alright, and my complaints about getting to see most ME planets in wartime stayed.
Didn’t you spend years talking about how awful Mass Effect 3 was despite not having played it, only to play it and find out you actually kind of like it?
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Name a film you've seen six times
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM