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austin
@ustin.bsky.social
aka @popespeed
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hey i know you have anxiety issues but you don't have to worry about me unleashing my charge kick. i'm holding down and back for unrelated reasons. you can approach me
November 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Reviews are decidedly Mixed on my proposed addendum to the "the world's your oyster" saying, "So Slurp That Shit"
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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UCLA vs Cal in a B1G vs ACC matchup
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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At one point one says "Maman" & gestures to her offscreen & she says "I'm not getting mixed up in your business" 😭
These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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people are furious, Trump is getting all the blame for the shutdown, and the walls seems to be closing in, so here comes Chuck Schumer to throw Trump a lifeline and let him off the hook for this. Dems really don’t want to win
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Bubble Bobble and Puzzle Bobble are different games both starring Bub and Bob. Bust-A-Move is the western name for Puzzle Bobble, but is not to be confused with Bust-A-Groove, which is the western name for Bust-A-Move: Dance & Rhythm Action, which was changed in the west for legal reason.
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
for some reason in my dream last night i had to come up with food-related puns for LoTR characters. got through FroYo Baggins, Sandwich Gamgee, and Slider (Strider), but got stumped on Gollum/Smeagol
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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i think this gets covered in “poverty for profit” by anne kim about the cyclical nature of walmart and snap benefits and how much money they make off poor people if anyone wants to get more mad about it lol
They pay less taxes for employing people with SNAP.

They pay those people so little they have to stay on SNAP.

And then because they've destroyed local grocery stores, they are the biggest beneficiaries of SNAP dollars.

Nice racket, IMHO.
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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This should be seen as what it is: a huge step towards ending free and fair elections.
Breaking: The Department of Justice announced it will "monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions [in New Jersey and California] ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot security, and compliance with federal law." www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
Justice Department to Monitor Polling Sites in California, New Jersey
WASHINGTON – Today, the Department of Justice announced that it will monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot ...
www.justice.gov
October 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice
WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social asks Rep. Hakeem Jeffries who he plans to vote for in the NYC mayoral election.
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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About 100 Palestinians killed since ceasefire entered into effect on October 10, according to Gaza officials.
Israel continues deadly Gaza truce breaches as US seeks to strengthen deal
About 100 Palestinians killed since ceasefire entered into effect on October 10, according to Gaza officials.
bit.ly
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
voting for Trump in 2024(!) and now(?) regretting it is too funny. how do these people manage to find their way out of their own house in the morning
@walshfreedom.bsky.social I thought you'd want to see this. People are waking up. I hope it's more numerous than that. But it looks like we're seeing people starting to wake up.
October 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fantasy novel: "they were nigh on ten leagues from Mount Gerblin"

Me (no idea what a league is): damn. That's far
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Trial shows that ICE agents lied, concealed evidence in an illegal effort to convict the "libtard" who filmed them.
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This headline is how I learn it's pronounced Newsie not Nuzzy
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Ms. Rachel coming for Obama 👏
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@davidjroth.bsky.social I know exactly what Blake Snell looks like: youtu.be/wTqsV3q7rRU?...
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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ICE: The Kicker
don’t want that hilarious game-winning drive to overshadow that harrison butker booting the ball out of bounds set the whole thing up
October 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"I thought about me" is what this all comes down to. These guys thought they were immune from this country
This isn’t a description of a “memetic cycle,” Ezra, it’s a list of right-wing and nihilistic terror.
September 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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yeah i think he fell for ai lol
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I love being incredibly tired and that’s why I do it every day
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
you and they are not talking about the same type of "protest"
The “don’t sign up for protests” thing is just an outgrowth of the Online tendency to one-up other people on how much you care. Oh, they’re protesting and signing people up for it? I’ll show them by claiming that’s wrong and you can care more by not signing up.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM