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Just trying to make the season get past sweeps week... Without getting fired.

#currentevents #writing #comedy #politics #news #humor #funny
Episode send up. Seems viewers are beginning to need therapy. GoT has nothing on us. #RedWedding
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
We're in the running for several major awards. But everyone's a critic.
Civil War II looks really stupid
September 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We've been really struggling with this character arc. But his deft use of social media has been a real twist. I'm being handed a note... This skeet was supposed to be about @governor.ca.gov Newsom.
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Washington D.C. takeover is probably the largest crowd scene we've had in the series. Well, I mean, aside from the protests.
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Now that you all know DJT is really an undercover FBI agent, we can discuss last week's episode. Personally, House Speaker Johnson's reveal should have been more of a cliff hanger IMO.
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
On this week's episode of 'Tracker. '
July 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Most heroes do.
Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.
July 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
But that won't play because the court releasing Grand jury testimony wouldn't involve our MC.

#lawAndOrder #twist
In a Truth Social post, Trump denied writing a letter to Jeffrey Epstein more than two decades ago that reportedly included an outline of a naked woman.

In a separate post, Trump ordered AG Pam Bondi to seek the release of all 'pertinent' records from the Epstein grand jury.

nbcnews.to/3GwtS5B
Trump denies writing letter to Jeffrey Epstein with drawing of a naked woman
The Wall Street Journal reported that Trump was among dozens of associates who wrote Epstein letters in 2003 to mark his 50th birthday. Trump said he will sue the newspaper.
nbcnews.to
July 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
At which point, the villain's Arch nemesis has no limits.

#yacketySax
Breaking news: “The Late Show” with Stephen Colbert will end in May 2026, CBS said in a statement.

The announcement came days after Colbert spoke out against the $16 million paid earlier this month by Paramount, the parent company of CBS News.
Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ canceled by CBS, to end in May 2026
CBS said in a statement that it was “purely a financial decision.” The show launched with Colbert as host, executive producer and writer a decade ago.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Look, I know this is going to be a cliff hanger for the season ending that no one will see coming but right now a woman is doing time for a pedophile's crime. There's got to be a big set up. EMMYs are coming.
When you’re definitely not guilty.
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I was up all night working on that. Have some appreciation.
Just casually scrolled upon the fact that Oswald Mosley's grandson is the CEO of Palantir UK. Whoever's writing this thing is getting lazy.
July 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ok but hear me out ... This is going to make for incredible TV when they maliciously comply in episode 32.
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Got called "dog pooper" as I walked Benji by some micromanaging so and so. F*ck you and the wh0re you rode in on. Besides, it's "dog WALKER" you GIT. If you saw me pooping dogs, we'd both have bigger problems.
July 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ralph, who writes our maths, randomly searched stuff in Reddit for that algorithm. And frankly, I'm not going to judge. No one's perfect.
July 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This episode was planned weeks ago. So you know how hard it is to get this many horses ready for filming? Personally, I suggested tanks a la tienemen square callback but producers said it would ramp up the story arc too fast. I think it's a missed aerial shot. #emmy
CBP horses now walking up to Wilshire at MacArthur Park and staging on the corner of Wilshire and Alvarado here in Los Angeles
July 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just got a memo from legal. They're worried we can't turn this into a dynasty series due to legal pushback because of this one arch villain. Some old timers wrote something with immigration and anchor children way back in season 40. So now our plot is going to eat itself. F+CK.
July 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So Joe from HR sent this memo to Liz in casting who emailed by Reply all to everyone in the writers room and we got our airlines and storylines for next episode mixed up. Oops.
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I heard about that gameshow at the conference! OMG do they have a trailer out yet?
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Every season has plot holes. Personally I just want to disavow this one as mine. This is Greg's.
So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do you know what HR and casting went through to get these rolls filled? We were having to pull strings in the Bad Place to get all the villain roles filled. Of course we're not letting all these people go next season. OMG.
“Would a Democratic administration have the will to purge these Trumpist elements from federal law enforcement?

I’m pretty sure I know the answer. And you’re not going to like it.”

www.thebulwark.com/p/there-will...
There Will Be No De-Trumpification
Trumpism is now a permanent feature of American government.
www.thebulwark.com
July 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Instead of tunnels to escape the camps this season, I'm knocking around the idea of speed boats. Too much? Probably more believable with an airboat from the swamp tours. It's going to be like that scene out of Archer.
July 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A VP in marketing had gotten this great idea that the studio can brand its own playing cards this season. So now everything is the "cards this" or "the cards" that. The writers room tried taking them into a gambling episode just to get it out of the way but network decided to make it a running thing
July 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
One of the other writers decided we needed more special effects this season to "really ramp things up" but I don't think this is going to go well. Last year, we just ended up with a bunch of flooded sets and upset kangaroos.
Scientists observe phenomenon in tropics that hasn't occurred in years: 'Significant factor'
Scientists observed changes this year in the tropics that haven't happened in several years, which could impact tropical cyclone activity for 2025.
www.thecooldown.com
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Season 44. What a show. I was thrilled to be hired at all, really. I figured the studio couldn't make the same mistakes twice after season 45 right? And now I've hitched my career to this??? We've already done the Nazi thing. Wardrobe isn't even on board with this. Have you seen the hats?? OMG.
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I tried to make it interesting. Hell I even added a "mystery" subplot and they squashed that too. I'll be outside smoking.
July 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM