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Tim
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Superheroes and Phillies. Freelance comics critic for hire. Seen in Eisner Award winners PanelxPanel & The ComicsBeat. Also ComicsXF and CBR. Action figure enthusiast. M.A, Theology. Nonprofit guy. Husband. Dad. (He/Him)
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I'm a freelance comics critic & writer. I run urbaneturtle.com, where I post regular reviews & in depth criticism and analysis of comics old and new. I've written for The Comics Beat, ComicsXF, CBR, and the Eisner Award winning PanelxPanel. You can peruse the archive or this thread for highlights 🧷🧵
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You can’t convince me he knows Venezuela and Colombia are different places
is it the aspiration of the trump administration to be at war with the entire continent of south america simultaneously?

is the president trying to make the plot of Call of Duty: Ghosts happen in real life?
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Look, whatever, use AI if you want to write an email but please stop trying to convince me I should use it. All the things it does are the things I most like doing at my job
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I think about how Jake Tapper rose to national prominence defending the journalistic freedom of Fox News all the time
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Compare to the journo solidarity shown when Obama suggested Fox News might be more than slightly biased against him.
…and then the rest of the White House press corps pushed back against the president’s gratuitous insult aimed at one of their colleagues?

Oh wait! There’s no sign that anything like that happened!

Because access beats out solidarity, every day of the week.

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Why do journalists have no apparent solidarity whatsoever? This rancid POS jabs his finger in a woman reporter's face and calls her "piggy" and none of the other journalists there says a word?
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.

For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sixers win!
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
lol
James Harden misses two threes and the Sixers escape with a 110-108 victory. Hell of a game.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Bad call in the last 12 seconds of a two point game you hate to see it
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How many times would this man be punched in the face in his life if he wasn’t rich or president
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If the Sixers don’t win this game I will do a karate kick
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Fortnite

Moe - The Simpsons
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
fat tony in da house
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
For 2026 I am manifesting:

Sonic the Hedgehog x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Spider-Man x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Somebody lets me do some kind of back up in Sonic the Hedgehog x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or if not that, then at some other kind of comic book.
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Guys you’re talking too much about Olivia Nuzzi you shouldn’t even know who she is
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Star Wars holiday special isn’t even a fun “so bad it’s good” kind of watch. Not funny, not entertaining in any way. The animated segment is really the only interesting bit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The style of the Boba Fett cartoon by Nelvana was, at Lucas's request, heavily inspired by 'Heavy Metal' magazine, and more specifically, in Moebius, and it looks really nice. #StarWars #Moebius
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Watching the Power Rangers on the Harvey Garvey show RIP Harvey Garvey
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I love listening to Grant Morrison speak, what a great week for me
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
God this is such an insult. Moana was the best animated film the company produced in a decade. This looks looks like it has almost as much CG animation as the original but without any of the charm
Catherine Laga'aia and Dwayne Johnson are set to make a splash with the first trailer for Disney's live-action feature adaptation of #Moana.

Watch the full trailer here: bit.ly/480zsGZ
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This week on Off Panel, writer Grant Morrison joins the podcast for the first time, as we talk about life, their career, and this week's Batman/Deadpool, amongst a great many other things.
Off Panel #526: The Sound of Comics with Grant Morrison - SKTCHD
Writer Grant Morrison joins the podcast to talk about this week’s DC/Marvel: Batman/Deadpool and their views on life and comics. Morrison discusses the rekindled flame of writing comics, how they appr...
sktchd.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is why Leo was made pope.
I think one of the things the US Catholic Bishops needs to recognize is that folks like Vance, Homan, Fuentes, etc. are trying to be an alternative magisterium to the Pope. The Catholic Church really needs to fight this before it fully takes hold.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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vance et al. thought they wanted to be catholics but what they really wanted to be was Evangelicals But With Aesthetics.
I think one of the things the US Catholic Bishops needs to recognize is that folks like Vance, Homan, Fuentes, etc. are trying to be an alternative magisterium to the Pope. The Catholic Church really needs to fight this before it fully takes hold.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Better
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM