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First the Earth cooled, then I had lunch.
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Heads up losers, immigrants are cool actually.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The dictator granted a friendly interview to the compromised media organization that bribed him. They edited out his most incendiary comments and presented a sanitized version of the dear leader to sell him to a nation wildly disapproving of his abuse of the rule of law.

- Trump on CBS, summarized
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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This checks out.
White House Makeover - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Tested”? This is at least the third time since the ceasefire was announced that Israel bombed Gaza and Hamas shot at Israeli soldiers. What does it take before they use the word “broken”?
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trump wants the U.S. military to move back to using steam-powered catapults. #25thAmendmentNow
Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.

I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
HOW MANY YEMENIS, IRANIANS, AND VENEZUELANS DOES HE HAVE TO MURDER BEFORE THEY GIVE HIM THE PEACE PRIZE?!?!
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Scott Bessent: "Mr. President, I looked into that idea we discussed and I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a legal way for us to minting a Trump coin. The bad news is..." [pulls a pistol out of his briefcase]
"(b)United States currency has the inscription “In God We Trust” in a place the Secretary decides is appropriate. Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. The name of the individual shall be inscribed below the portrait."
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sure, why not? It's not like this Trump guy already has a job.
Trump: My plan calls for the creation of a new international oversight body. The board of peace… it will be headed by a gentleman known as President Donald J. Trump… everybody wants to be on it now. They named me and everyone wanted to be on it.
September 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.
Rand Paul: "Chicago is a nightmare. It is literally a war zone."
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
In the last 24 hours, Trump gave a rambling speech about a medical issue that he knows nothing about in a clear attempt to inform the world that he is a fucking idiot. Then, in case the whole world didn't get the message, he gave another rambling demented speech to the UN.
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think the biggest tell of Trump’s mental decline is there are no quiet parts. He says everything he is thinking out loud, no matter how demented.
Yesterday, Air Force One: Trump said the quiet part out loud…

He threatened to yank broadcast licenses from networks that criticize him.

“They’re giving me all this bad press, and they’re getting a license. I would think maybe their license should be taken away.”
September 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
are they just doing this so people will have something to topple later?
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They seem to be doing an immersive theater scene by scene remake of Idiocracy
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Remember yesterday, when you didn’t really believe it was true, but maybe part of you kinda hoped? Then he had to go on camera and ruin everything babbling about Space Force.
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Can we just pause to appreciate the fact that Ron Desantis is anti-rainbow. He’s like a barely believable villain in a kids movie.
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM