Jinx
@upsteeplebat.bsky.social
dead philologers society. elven warrior.
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“Fido, you gotta help me, they’ve cut off one of my dimensions.”
May 15, 2024 at 7:44 AM
“Fido, you gotta help me, they’ve cut off one of my dimensions.”
Inventory.
What videogame mechanic do you wish existed in real life? I say crafting. Imagine if you could combine objects and materials to make new objects and materials 🤯
March 10, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Inventory.
On two antibiotics. I'd prefer someone hid these in a piece of cheese and tricked me into eating them.
February 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM
On two antibiotics. I'd prefer someone hid these in a piece of cheese and tricked me into eating them.
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Streaking across a nudist colony wearing three tuxedos
January 10, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Streaking across a nudist colony wearing three tuxedos
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Lots of people know that prehistoric sea turtles got big, but it can be easy to underestimate just how huge these things got. The largest verified specimen of a modern Leatherback turtle weighed in at 1,433 lbs, but this Archelon would have been closer to 11,300 lbs. #scicomm #paleosky #paleontology
November 2, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Lots of people know that prehistoric sea turtles got big, but it can be easy to underestimate just how huge these things got. The largest verified specimen of a modern Leatherback turtle weighed in at 1,433 lbs, but this Archelon would have been closer to 11,300 lbs. #scicomm #paleosky #paleontology
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Was supposed to dogsit a friend's dog this weekend, but I'm suddenly running a fever and I feel awful. I'll still dogsit, but I can't do long walkies on my own.
October 20, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Was supposed to dogsit a friend's dog this weekend, but I'm suddenly running a fever and I feel awful. I'll still dogsit, but I can't do long walkies on my own.
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Been a while since I’ve done any photorealism
October 7, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Been a while since I’ve done any photorealism
Woke up with the leaping nuns song in my head. Going to take a lot of coffee to get rid of it.
October 16, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Woke up with the leaping nuns song in my head. Going to take a lot of coffee to get rid of it.
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british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
October 15, 2023 at 4:09 PM
british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread
constable: you cannot add chalk
CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house
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Someone's beating a carpet outside, and by the sound of it they have no idea what they're doing.
October 15, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Someone's beating a carpet outside, and by the sound of it they have no idea what they're doing.
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Took me so long to figure out this was the Culinary Institute of America
October 14, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Took me so long to figure out this was the Culinary Institute of America
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There’s a minor character called Vespasian in William Gibson’s Peripheral books, a deviant who takes over alternate timelines and drives them to destruction for his own amusement, basically setting himself up as an evil god. Can’t think why he springs to mind right now.
October 12, 2023 at 10:27 AM
There’s a minor character called Vespasian in William Gibson’s Peripheral books, a deviant who takes over alternate timelines and drives them to destruction for his own amusement, basically setting himself up as an evil god. Can’t think why he springs to mind right now.
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[exam room]
me: *waits patiently*
doctor: *enters physicianly*
me: *waits patiently*
doctor: *enters physicianly*
August 14, 2023 at 6:47 PM
[exam room]
me: *waits patiently*
doctor: *enters physicianly*
me: *waits patiently*
doctor: *enters physicianly*
*Types stuff, deletes it, types more stuff, deletes it too* anxiety and second-guessing myself again
October 11, 2023 at 12:55 PM
*Types stuff, deletes it, types more stuff, deletes it too* anxiety and second-guessing myself again
Everything is terrible and I'm so tired. Pls send concrete examples of things that aren't terrible (if there are any left)
October 10, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Everything is terrible and I'm so tired. Pls send concrete examples of things that aren't terrible (if there are any left)
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"Good morning"
Replies:
Mastodon - "Depends what you mean by good, and which time zone you're in"
Threads - "Please leave that passive aggressive stuff at the bird site, thank you"
Bluesky - "Yay, this is just like Twitter in old days when we said good morning to each other whatever time it was"
Replies:
Mastodon - "Depends what you mean by good, and which time zone you're in"
Threads - "Please leave that passive aggressive stuff at the bird site, thank you"
Bluesky - "Yay, this is just like Twitter in old days when we said good morning to each other whatever time it was"
October 9, 2023 at 7:35 AM
"Good morning"
Replies:
Mastodon - "Depends what you mean by good, and which time zone you're in"
Threads - "Please leave that passive aggressive stuff at the bird site, thank you"
Bluesky - "Yay, this is just like Twitter in old days when we said good morning to each other whatever time it was"
Replies:
Mastodon - "Depends what you mean by good, and which time zone you're in"
Threads - "Please leave that passive aggressive stuff at the bird site, thank you"
Bluesky - "Yay, this is just like Twitter in old days when we said good morning to each other whatever time it was"
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This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
October 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
Wow, my first bluesky pornbot block
October 8, 2023 at 8:59 AM
Wow, my first bluesky pornbot block
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October 6, 2023 at 1:04 PM
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Forgot to eat yesterday, and today I don't have the time to. Saving money daily, I am.
October 5, 2023 at 10:26 AM
Forgot to eat yesterday, and today I don't have the time to. Saving money daily, I am.
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The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet
#HelpSmallArtists
#HelpSmallArtists
Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex Norris
I am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for h… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics
www.gofundme.com
October 4, 2023 at 11:01 PM
The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet
#HelpSmallArtists
#HelpSmallArtists