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Justin
@unserious-person.bsky.social
A wee bit of a moron
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here is an essay about Halloween

this is the most important thing i’ve ever written

goodmovie.substack.com/p/halloween-...

(happy halloween, everyone!!!)
Halloween (2018)
The sequel Laurie Strode always deserved
goodmovie.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I do not start for Halloween Kills slander. It was a bit different than the normal Halloween movie with a lot more humor, but it felt nice to not just repeat the same shit over and over and it felt like the movies finally advanced the story for the first time since Halloween 2.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Host the draft in Green Bay every single year so the fans can hold the organizations feet to the fire every year.
🚨 The Packers took a first round receiver 🚨

Absolutely love them getting Matthew Golden. Playoff loss showed they needed someone who could take the top of the defense and beat man coverage. Sharp route runner with terrific hands who wins at all three levels.

My favorite pick of the draft so far.
April 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Yup that's a 10-4 there good buddy. All clear to launch the nukes in time to make for happy hour at Applebee's to get them dollarritas
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Larson's getting that ass
Rep John Larson - Connecticut:
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Such an incredibly bad misstep in his attempt at a presidential run. These idiots all run to the right and lose leftists just to gain fuckin nothing because people in the right hate their guts.
The next guest on California Governor Gavin Newsom’s podcast: Steve Bannon.
March 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Worked 6 days a week for a year so I could save up money for a car and that shits getting delivered today. Feels like I could run through a brick wall today. Hope everyone else is having a great Friday too. Except for weirdos.
it’s friday
we did it
we made it
great work everyone
March 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Taylor Sheridan knows how to turn on that goofy lizard part of your brain and want to be a cowboy. Like Landman makes me want to run through a wall.
February 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social shout out for speaking up against Matt's insane hyper capitalistic rhetoric on SNL. Clearly the SNL Rewatchables have some impact on spreading their message.
February 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Thought the SNL50 concert show was super fun! Some enjoyable pairings that I wouldn’t have thought of!
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Hollywood is not some monoculture dictating what audiences can and cannot watch. Hollywood gives you what you're willing to pay for. So if you want big, fun, gory slasher movies, take a friend or a date out this weekend and see this big, fun, gory (also romantic) slasher movie. It's how we get more.
February 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hate how much I love the Jurassic Park/World movies, and honestly can't wait to see this new one. A turn your brain off and eat popcorn movie is the best.
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
GM of the year if they can get a trade that actually works with the hard cap to get KD on the warriors. That shit is difficult.
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Welcome to the Golden Age of Dipshittery.
February 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I can't handle body horror. Or at least not like The Substance. Great movie, but God damn disgusting.
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You know Trump's back when pharmacies are out of Adderall for months
January 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm going to need @payhomage.bsky.social to get that Plum/Brinks WNBA Jam shirt out asap
FROM SHAMS:

Blockbuster WNBA deal: The Seattle Storm are trading six-time All-Star Jewell Loyd to the Las Vegas Aces in a multi-team move that sends three-time All-Star Kelsey Plum to the Los Angeles Sparks, sources tell me, @ramonashelburne, @alexaphilippou, @kendra__andrews.
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Fantastic review of new research by @erictopol.bsky.social showing link between microbiome & sweet tooth. Its all about the freefatty acid receptor FFar4 - this was lower in people with diabetes/High sugar preference & linked to decreased Bacteroides vulgatus which makes vit B (pantothenic acid) 🧪
How Our Gut Microbiome Can Drive Sugar Cravings
More Evidence for Our Gut Taking Center Stage for What We Eat
open.substack.com
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hearing eagles fans cry about their team all year as they still manage to win has been hell. Please Rams stop this god forsaken team.
January 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly*

me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!"

my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.
January 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This list is on acid, but at least everyone concludes that Andor is Goated
With the finale of ‘Skeleton Crew’ on Disney+, Vulture has ranked every ‘Star Wars’ TV show, from the recent highs (’Andor’) to the bad 1980s lows (’Ewoks’).
Every Star Wars TV Show, Ranked
With the finale of ‘Skeleton Crew’ on Disney+, Vulture has ranked every ‘Star Wars’ TV show, from the recent highs (’Andor’) to the bad 1980s lows (’Ewoks’).
www.vulture.com
January 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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🇮🇪 🇵🇸
January 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM