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Andi
@unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
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Middle-aged, history nerd. Queer and weird. OFMD is my personality.
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rahnealexander.com
'tis the season for my favorite holiday painting

the garden of xmas delights by hAIronymus botsch
hypervisible.blacksky.app Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 6d
“Closeups show human faces distorted beyond recognition, sprouting extra appendages. The bodies of what appear to be dogs horrifically merge with human figures. Happy holidays indeed.”
Town's Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors
An enormous new mural near London, depicting a crowded Christmas scene, has drawn outrage and mockery from passersby.
futurism.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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fangandfable.com
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
raynegrimm.bsky.social Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · Oct 20
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
A I age showing a typical collection bucket for the salvation army which is read with a lid holding mechanism on a tripod holder. There is a big stop/do not symbol over the hand depositing money with the words "we don't donate to the Bigot bucket" over the bottom bucket section
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
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Please have this, the first panel of my Ed & Stede Halloween Couples Costume Adventure comic. I’ll post the rest in this thread as I finish.
CW: even dumber jokes yet to come!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #comics
First panel of a grayscale comic. Ed and Stede are front and center at a Halloween Party, a large crowd of vaguely costume figures fill the panel behind them. Stede is wearing a tight fitting sweater vest over a patterned button up shirt with khaki trousers. Perched on his face is a pair of horn rim glasses and a mildly bitchy expression aimed to the right at Ed. Ed is outfitted in a curious mishmash of a costume. Resting on his head like space helmet is a large Venus fly trap-like mask with the mouth agape revealing large rows of teeth and Ed’s sheepish smile. The rest of Ed’s costume is as follows: a mesh crop top with two leaves artfully pinned over his nipples, fishnet stockings, opera gloves where the hands are actually two smaller Venus fly trap puppet heads, and a large cylindrical can of “Maxwell House Coffee” in place of a skirt stuffed with giant leaves and twisty vines that dangle. The dialogue bubble in the image read: Stede: Ed, when you said that you wanted to dress up for this party as “Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors”… Ed: Heh. Did I forget to mention the “II”?
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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uldahstreetrat.bsky.social
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
Always kinda sad getting to the end of a good podfic. Kninjaknitter's reading is always so enjoyable. This one was "Restructuring" by Elapsedspiral, who sadly hasn't posted a fic in a while. Their fics are so good!
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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greatersapien.bsky.social
A great march in Portland! #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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enabuns.bsky.social
A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
If this ain’t the most modern Gentlebeard thing ever I don’t know what is
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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mychal3ts.bsky.social
Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨

Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
No Cats In The Library 🐱📚 | Reading Rainbow 📖 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​
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October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
This would heal me.
leeleykeel.bsky.social ✨keeley✨ @leeleykeel.bsky.social · Oct 4
OMG ✨✨😭😂
Original Post: Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social 8mo My vision for the Adult Scholastic Book Fair: • A celebration of book joy • A chance to meet authors & illustrators • Bookmarks & Lamborghini posters • Drinky drinks & nonalcoholic drinks • Help in increasing literacy joy by dedicating funds to supreme access to books for kids We can do this! My Reply: @leeleykeel.bsky.social I keep having this vision of you working with Reading Rainbow :) Just putting that here in case the universe needs it January 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
October 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
Post you from a different era. 27 years old. Just moved to Wyoming for grad school with no set place to live. Ended up staying in a friend's family carpet workshop in Gillette until we could get into an apartment in Laramie. Friend took us caving in the Tongue River cave.
September 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
OK, who scheduled a 20 hour AO3 down time on the day Im having surgery? Don't people know I need my comfort fics? (Yes, yes, I can download them, but my brain knows its not the same.)
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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thescarvedinsect.bsky.social
As a bisexual moron, I unironically love this take.
Screenshot of a Tumblr text post with a reblog adding to it. Transcript: OP (weaver-z): "St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and— Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON" Reblog (thedurvin): "See also Various directors: Superheroes are all sexy heterosexual white rich kids who are geniuses and— Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every superhero is bisexual and a MORON"
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cappyy.bsky.social
meme of a woman eating looking at a picture of Rhys Darby with the text: woman takes shirt half hour break from hating men to look at a picture of Rhys Darby for three hours
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
On a quest for a little treat 🧁

#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
(+ a short story on my old beloved jeans demanding a new embroidery patch)
Two sketches of modern day version of Ed. In the first one, Ed is wearing a dark grey wash tshirt with a soda graphic tucked into a pair of caramel coloured pleated pants. His socks and sneakers are grey with greyish pink details. He has accessorized with mottled brown sunglasses, a pearl and warm coloured beads necklace, a gold necklace, several piercings, macaron earrings, bracelets with lemons and pink nail polish. Ed carries a crossbody bag full of charms, and he's reaching into it with his left hand. He's holding a we bare bears sparkly drinking cup on his right hand. The second sketch is Ed in the same outfits, but the pants are a pair of dual coloured jeans. Ed's body is turned away as he leans down to pick up grocery bags, and he's peeking over his shoulder in surprise because his jeans have just ripped right across his left buttcheek.
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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pirate-degen.bsky.social
LETS GO SLUTS!! 🏴‍☠️💜

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #SaveOFMD
September 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
This truly magical (unhinged) art should be used to baptize new fans when they join Bluesky.
September 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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tuks.bsky.social
more mermaid AU with kraken-mermaid ed after his bf left him #ofmd
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
Yes.
scottdagostino.ca scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · Aug 21
A beautiful girlfriend of mine is obsessed with Rhys Darby. Like, obsessed. Fellas, you just have to be fun and interesting ⭐️
doctornerdlove.com Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · Aug 21
I swear for every letter I get from guys about how women want a dude with perfect 6-pack abs etc (examples now expanded to include KPop Demon Hunters… *sigh*), I find six posts from women about how they want Matt Berry to do the most depraved things to them
August 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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beeisbuzzing.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, Tbone. And a special thank you to all the taikaholics out there who sent their fav photos.
Thirteen different drawings of Taika Waititi, black and white. Surrounding him are emojis drawn in pink. Style reminiscent of Al Hirschfeld
August 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
August 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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rocketlollyart.bsky.social
who remembers this little guy?

#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
August 10, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
Offering Top Quality Education since 2022. Your Future Awaits!
A picture of Stede, Ed, and Zheng with Ed smiling makes up the top portion of the graphic. The colors used are purple and white, and the graphic looks like a college brochure. The title reads: David Jenkins School Course Guide. Underneath the image, the text reads: Striving for In(accuracy) Get Inspired by our wide variety of programs: History - Medicine - Geography - Magic Pharmacology - Science & Research - Biology - Archeology - Sewing - Continuity - Gaydar - Fashion Design - Sex Furniture - Event Planning - Nursery Rhymes - Gardening - Military Strategy - Home Renovation - Realism - Navigation - Eclipses - Custody & Court Timelines - Zoology - Wild West - Pride Month Organisation - The 70s Porn Industry - Sociology - Psychological Theory - Culinary Arts - Come Volume - Sailing - Being A Merman - Earthquakes - Anthropology
January 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
unresolvedsexul.bsky.social
Seconding this needing to be a fic.
stedebt.bsky.social Stedebonnetteach @stedebt.bsky.social · Jul 31
This needs to be a fic!
July 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM