Unpleasant Sensory Experience
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Like nails on a chalkboard, so are the days of our lives
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Pulling a sweater over a slightly larger sweater. Adjusting twisted, unaligned sleeves and shoulders. Beginning to sweat.
Waving to a car to thank them for stopping before realizing it’s a Waymo
July 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Waving to a car to thank them for stopping before realizing it’s a Waymo
Earplug slowly pooping itself out of your slippery, impotent, non prehensile ear
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Earplug slowly pooping itself out of your slippery, impotent, non prehensile ear
Automatically pop ears. Pressure relief is immediately overwhelmed by the baby in 36C.
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Automatically pop ears. Pressure relief is immediately overwhelmed by the baby in 36C.
Need to scratch scalp via bike helmet hole
July 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Need to scratch scalp via bike helmet hole
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Had a Covid scare bc I couldn’t smell the body odor at Anime Expo
July 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Had a Covid scare bc I couldn’t smell the body odor at Anime Expo
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What’s the German word for when you drink too much cough syrup and get your head stuck in a miniature golf windmill
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What’s the German word for when you drink too much cough syrup and get your head stuck in a miniature golf windmill
Crackly onion skin glued perfectly to finger. Use fingernail to get it off. Onion skin brutally stabs under nail.
July 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Crackly onion skin glued perfectly to finger. Use fingernail to get it off. Onion skin brutally stabs under nail.
Really hoping this isn’t a relatable unpleasant sensation, but… getting a bowl of ketchup instead of tamarind chutney to go with papadum instead of “we’re out of tamarind.”
July 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Really hoping this isn’t a relatable unpleasant sensation, but… getting a bowl of ketchup instead of tamarind chutney to go with papadum instead of “we’re out of tamarind.”
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my morning isn’t complete until i’ve perfumed my underboobs
June 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
my morning isn’t complete until i’ve perfumed my underboobs
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when i think back to the blisters i had on my feet for the first like six months of wearing steel toe boots at work, it doesn't seem survivable
June 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
when i think back to the blisters i had on my feet for the first like six months of wearing steel toe boots at work, it doesn't seem survivable
Found: avocado stem nob in guac
June 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Found: avocado stem nob in guac
Single fiber loose on inside of N95
June 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Single fiber loose on inside of N95
Taking off a jacket while driving
June 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Taking off a jacket while driving
The almond/cyanide smell of the pink public bathroom soap
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The almond/cyanide smell of the pink public bathroom soap
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don't go where i can't follow! into a spider condom!
June 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
don't go where i can't follow! into a spider condom!
raw chicken
June 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
raw chicken
They promised that floss would solve all of my problems, but something is clearly still between my teeth
June 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They promised that floss would solve all of my problems, but something is clearly still between my teeth
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I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg
This door knob. You know THIS door knob will shock you. You KNOW this door knob will shock you. But there’s no way around.
June 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This door knob. You know THIS door knob will shock you. You KNOW this door knob will shock you. But there’s no way around.
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I make stupid jokes like my heart isn’t the heaviest it’s ever felt
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I make stupid jokes like my heart isn’t the heaviest it’s ever felt
The last two tablespoons of liquid trapped in the cardboard carton as you tilt back and forth, corner to corner, coaxing the liquid to the exit. You turn the box right side up and peer inside, but see that somehow there’s still so much! So heavy! Why can’t it get out!
This, but your bladder.
This, but your bladder.
June 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The last two tablespoons of liquid trapped in the cardboard carton as you tilt back and forth, corner to corner, coaxing the liquid to the exit. You turn the box right side up and peer inside, but see that somehow there’s still so much! So heavy! Why can’t it get out!
This, but your bladder.
This, but your bladder.
As of right now I follow 14 people, almost all of whom are comedy accounts. My discover feed is over 50% male nudes
June 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As of right now I follow 14 people, almost all of whom are comedy accounts. My discover feed is over 50% male nudes
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Wake up and can’t quite make a solid fist. Body buzzes with impotence and injustice
June 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wake up and can’t quite make a solid fist. Body buzzes with impotence and injustice
A drip falls off an awning and finds your hair part
June 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A drip falls off an awning and finds your hair part