UnknownStory
@unknownstory.bsky.social
he/him, bi
Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die
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ask me what's wrong with Digimon World 4 today
i love you
Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die
in this house we use ALT text for our images
ask me what's wrong with Digimon World 4 today
i love you
Pinned
did you hear. they call it the Bob Oldhart Show now. they say it's because the show is so old, but we all know the name really only changed because of woke
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
did you hear. they call it the Bob Oldhart Show now. they say it's because the show is so old, but we all know the name really only changed because of woke
me taking a phat rip off the stick before telling my other crab friends that "delta p" is just a conspiracy theory, watch me do a sick flip off this broken pipe real quick
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
me taking a phat rip off the stick before telling my other crab friends that "delta p" is just a conspiracy theory, watch me do a sick flip off this broken pipe real quick
i'm about to "grid out" and go chill with Sasquatch in the woods instead of whatever the fuck is going on in the make-believe world of Financeland
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
i'm about to "grid out" and go chill with Sasquatch in the woods instead of whatever the fuck is going on in the make-believe world of Financeland
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i think it's really funny that Leftists (true Lefties, not Dems) are accused of "in-fighting" when it's often just ~holding accountability.~ meanwhile, the Right only looks lock-step so often because they have no trouble moving the goalpost down to hell to appease their Reality TV Sexpest Godemperor
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i think it's really funny that Leftists (true Lefties, not Dems) are accused of "in-fighting" when it's often just ~holding accountability.~ meanwhile, the Right only looks lock-step so often because they have no trouble moving the goalpost down to hell to appease their Reality TV Sexpest Godemperor
"May a pirate and their blunderbussy never part"
~Old Pirate Proverb
~Old Pirate Proverb
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"May a pirate and their blunderbussy never part"
~Old Pirate Proverb
~Old Pirate Proverb
I walk out w/a grossly-oversized chin glued to my face. "Cheryl Hines... have you seen this? Have you heard about this?" My Paul Shaffer clone scrolls his phone.
"...she was rushed to ER last night after stepping in front of a car. She said 'I figured it was the only way to get Robert to eat me.'"
"...she was rushed to ER last night after stepping in front of a car. She said 'I figured it was the only way to get Robert to eat me.'"
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I walk out w/a grossly-oversized chin glued to my face. "Cheryl Hines... have you seen this? Have you heard about this?" My Paul Shaffer clone scrolls his phone.
"...she was rushed to ER last night after stepping in front of a car. She said 'I figured it was the only way to get Robert to eat me.'"
"...she was rushed to ER last night after stepping in front of a car. She said 'I figured it was the only way to get Robert to eat me.'"
can't wait until the bot cracks and "Jesus" goes on a tirade of racial slurs
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
can't wait until the bot cracks and "Jesus" goes on a tirade of racial slurs
with all the simulator games coming to the market now, you gotta come up with some crazy concepts just to get noticed
what if you like... what if you... farmed on some sort of, you know, farmland. maybe with some industrial farming equipment as well? i dunno man, sounds just crazy enough to work
what if you like... what if you... farmed on some sort of, you know, farmland. maybe with some industrial farming equipment as well? i dunno man, sounds just crazy enough to work
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
with all the simulator games coming to the market now, you gotta come up with some crazy concepts just to get noticed
what if you like... what if you... farmed on some sort of, you know, farmland. maybe with some industrial farming equipment as well? i dunno man, sounds just crazy enough to work
what if you like... what if you... farmed on some sort of, you know, farmland. maybe with some industrial farming equipment as well? i dunno man, sounds just crazy enough to work
starting a little rumor that "TRANS"-itions lenses with "BI"-focals makes you gay so all the 'phobic boomers throw away their glasses
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
starting a little rumor that "TRANS"-itions lenses with "BI"-focals makes you gay so all the 'phobic boomers throw away their glasses
gonna make a gay baby out of my jizz and a chicken egg. my little homounculus
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
gonna make a gay baby out of my jizz and a chicken egg. my little homounculus
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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from: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
really fucking something that these emails reveal Epstein being less "billionaire playboy financial guru" and more "poorly written South Park character"
as someone who spent a few years doing drugs and having "mental breakthroughs" before winding up in rehab.... this guy was dumb as rocks lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
really fucking something that these emails reveal Epstein being less "billionaire playboy financial guru" and more "poorly written South Park character"
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people as things, that’s where it starts
if you really internalize this one it will keep you on the right track
if you really internalize this one it will keep you on the right track
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
people as things, that’s where it starts
if you really internalize this one it will keep you on the right track
if you really internalize this one it will keep you on the right track
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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if these dems like caving so much i say send all of them to the Nutty Putty
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
if these dems like caving so much i say send all of them to the Nutty Putty
"funko pop? more like... funko FLOP!" i say to the dead rat next to me. he hasn't spoken to me in ages. he'll speak tonight
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"funko pop? more like... funko FLOP!" i say to the dead rat next to me. he hasn't spoken to me in ages. he'll speak tonight
for the longest time i thought ron jeremy and dom deluise were the same person
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
for the longest time i thought ron jeremy and dom deluise were the same person
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Whenever I struggle in life, I know I can make it thanks to a group of people who will never let me down: the gaming community
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Whenever I struggle in life, I know I can make it thanks to a group of people who will never let me down: the gaming community
getting "-ai" tattooed on my chest like a do not resuscitate order
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
getting "-ai" tattooed on my chest like a do not resuscitate order
*bitcrushed SNES voice* "iller kinstinct"
is this anything
is this anything
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
*bitcrushed SNES voice* "iller kinstinct"
is this anything
is this anything
it's crazy that C-SPAN has been a thing for over 40 years now. i hope one day they make a C-ENG to expand its reach to other countries
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
it's crazy that C-SPAN has been a thing for over 40 years now. i hope one day they make a C-ENG to expand its reach to other countries
who the fuck is Victor and why do they get all the spoils? this is bullshit
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
who the fuck is Victor and why do they get all the spoils? this is bullshit