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UnknownStory
@unknownstory.bsky.social
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he/him, bi

Trans Rights Matter, Black Lives Matter, ACAB; fix your hearts or die

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unknownstory.bsky.social
SHARKVAPE HOO HAA HAA
Still from the movie "Finding Nemo" featuring Nemo (a smaller clownfish with orange and white stripes) being faced down by a brown pufferfish and a few other fish from the tank
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
new response just dropped
a little blue dot with a little hair tuft and face walks to the left and says "no fuckin' thanks" in a speech bubble while holding up its hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
i would pay

💲MO-NEY 🤑

to touch Chicago Pope
Still from the movie "Gummo". A blonde haired woman wearing a white shirt with orange apron sits in a car with the door open and puts her hands up to the music
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
i'm sorry, but this is an insane sentence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_t...
Screenshot of text from Wikipedia that says: "In one situation, Socks must push Millie the dog, pet of former president Geroge H. W. Bush, out the front door to avoid Arab terrorist felines."
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Still from the tv show "Tim and Eric Awesome Show" showing David Libre Hart singing "stick it in a doughnut hole", holding one hand open but with the thumb and index finger joined in a circle. In the background is an animation of a rod going through the center of a doughnut. The image is bordered with the American flag (it's a satire song about military members using masturbation to avoid STDs)
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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a forklift holds a tiny Brian from the video game Quest 64 in its forks. There is text at the top and bottom that reads: "Please... my son. He is very sick"
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
mario get your bitch-ass out here and kiss me on the lips like a real man
low resolution image of a person in a Crash Bandicoot suit holding a megaphone up to his mouth outside in a Nintendo office parking lot
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Still image from the tv show "The Eric Andre Show" with Hannibal Buress saying "Why are you booing me? I'm wrong."
October 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
trans people: i PROMISE YOU you do not have to "hand it to" cishet people telling other trans people "fuck you" for an obvious joke (like "sitting like a bisexual") (alt text for my breakdown)
exchange between @theallisonian.bsky.social and @sisterjones.bsky.social. theallisonian berates me for telling Ms. BlueMaga Paula Deen (sisterjones) off after she harassed Lady Emily over a joke about "bisexual sitting." sisterjones backpedals and tries "apologizing" stating she has "LGBTQ friends" and was just "protecting their rights" from a "right-wing nightmare." theallisonian (trans) coddles her, and says she'd rather have cishet people swinging at shadows ("perceived homophobia"... from a trans person, Lady Emily... riiiiiight) to which sisterjones says "earned her a follow."
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
unknownstory.bsky.social
a picture of krill bait
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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excuse ME
Cutout from a box of McCain Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Pizza Slices, highlighting Leonardo holding a single sword in a potentially erotic nature while animation lines suggest he's quivering. Some of the text in the blurb underneath is edited out to leave in "And just look what Leonardo's got for you and your mum."
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Scene from the TV show "It's Alway's Sunny in Philadelphia" with Mac saying to Dennis "Awesome. Your brother's a Nazi."
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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*gasp* Mokujin
A playable fighter from the game series "Tekken" called Mokujin. A human-sized wooden doll with rounded log-like appendages, a single green sprig for hair, deep eyes that look like pits of fire, metal balls for fists and short rusty metal chains hanging from his arms, back, and legs.
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
man that's crazy what stream or video is this clip from because there's no link back to Hasan or anything

oh well, I'm sure the uploader is reputable enough to... uhm. huh. i dunno about this one, champ
Screenshot of Youtube channel "007 The Brave Progressives" showing only 3 videos uploaded: an animal abuse clip supposedly starring Hasan Piker (with no link to a full video or stream it supposedly came from), a video titled "GTA 6 - First look! Wow! Grand Theft Auto 6" from 6 years ago (a video game which hasn't even come out yet) and an interview with Jill Stein.
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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and this is you
image of U.S. President Donald Trump sitting in a Tesla vehicle saying "Everything's Computer'
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A notice sign saying "All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up. To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. I do not want to hear 'Thank You' from a kiosk. I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue." It features 3 devices from the 2020s who's main feature is AI and LLM interaction, with symbols crossing out all 3 devices.
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
unknownstory.bsky.social
JOKE SNOT FUNY
its really not funny
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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yes we can
Still from the movie "Man of the House" (1995) showing two adult males and a male child sitting on the floor with legs crossed. (George Wendt, Chevy Chase, and Jonathon Taylor Thomas.) One wears a headress imitating Native American headress (with white and blue features.) The other two wear war bonnets in a similar imitation.
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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sonic also continues swinging his dick around (to save everybody the trouble, yes, it's tan like his tummy) while his brother donald ducks it and his sister has some damn modesty
Box art for the television series "Sonic Underground" featuring 3 anthropomorphic hedgehogs. (Sonic, blue with smooth spikes and red shoes. Manic, green with more tendril-like spikes, a red vest, and redshoes. Sonia, pink with more natural "hair" like spikes, wearing a red top with purple skirt and gold belt.) Sonic is holding a "missing" poster for their mother, Queen Aleena (purple, wearing a futuristic crown and royal white suit with gold features.)
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Randy Pritchford
Image of Dr. Steve Brule (man in early 40's with shaggy misshapen brown hair, wearing a green suit and burgundy tie) from the tv show "Check It Out"
September 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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just wanna remind everyone of this little number from 2022's CPAC Conference (projection, projection, projection)
Photo of the stage from the 2022 CPAC Conference with the digital banner at top stating "We Are All Domestic Terrorists"
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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single image panel from the webcomic "sweet bro and hella jeff" showing Hella Jeff (poorly drawn cartoon image of a man with shaggy dark blonde hair and blue shirt) saying "I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!"
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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big news for dead children lovers
screenshot of post from "bunnefartz.bsky.social" saying: "😂😂😂this is how you want to play it that Ok with me. So when are you going to answer my question? Just not smart enough huh? You want to talk about Aboriginals, sure, bring it on loser. But at least I can laugh knowing you have had more children shot last week than our country have had in centuries." with my response: "so you laugh at dead children? says everything we need to know, man"
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Screenshot from the movie "The Other Guys" with the caption altered to say "He played 100+ hours of a VN sarcastically?"
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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standard being a standard coward
my response to standard's post saying "you disagreed and insulted her intelligence while "pulling rank" for a cishet white dude who couldn't give a fuck less about you. when i called you out on it, you tried pushing your dumb little guide, then twisted my words to say "don't protest at all" absolutely go fuck yourseld, slacktivist
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM