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I thought someone opened cat food can but it was just onion soup. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Hominid
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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This made me go and look up pictures of Okapi in his puffer jacket because everythibg is quite shit we need more animals in jackets.
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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the Mia Fortress is really enhancing security around here
January 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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I’d like to cancel my free trial of 2026.

I’ve seen enough to know this isn’t working out. Please do not auto-renew.
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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She was a cat, he was a dog…and it was the best love story on social media. #cats #dogs
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Momb wilnot fill tha treet despenser with more than a few treets becawse i hav mastered it in my way and she says if itis full i wil eat till i vomint agin and i say thatis MY bizniss not hers
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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that’s close enough - Mia
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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an orange cat
December 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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it’s a shame there’s only a few thousand pics of baby Finn
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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One generous serving of orange loaf. Still warm
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Okey wel. CONFEDINSHUL behaviores report , keep .. . keep yore yaps shutt until after Grismouse okey! Okey 80% goode, 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve 5% went behinde tVee 5% harrassed Sally 5% kickt remotecontroles to tha floor IT WAZ TOO HOTT I JUST LOST IT OKEY?! Annyways NO NARKING pleez
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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When mom finishes Christmas shopping and Santa shows up like: ‘So… where do I put mine😳😹🐈‍⬛💕
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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A much needed Emotional Support kitten. Look at those humongous paws.
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Latenite archival babbyGonz time!
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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with her room still occupied Mia has moved to the bespoke cat tunnel for safe napping - Finn is fascinated by this development
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I donot thenk my behaviores reports shoulde hav anny barings on my Grismouse haul. In my opinyin.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Hey y’all! Are you, like me, super annoyed at Apple’s iOS 26.1 update and its awful Liquid Glass crap? Are you wishing your phone could just go back to looking like it did 48 hours ago instead of being forced to adopt the phone aesthetic equivalent of a Donald Trump bathroom? Then check this thread!
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Baby Ralph
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Can I let you in on a little secret?

Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.

It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM