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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 7d
A Surprisingly Hard Goodbye.

Read about what we are saying goodbye to in our latest newsletter!
(not a pet don't worry!)

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A Surprisingly Hard Goodbye
That will lead to more adventures to come!
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Happy Gotcha Day Ginger!
We all miss you but we know you are living your best life in Edmonton with Adam. 💕
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Ginger cameo!
✅ A cat in a hat
✅ Dog Snow Roll
✅ A Valentine Sneak Peek
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Mommyfav Details Hey you look so happy We got our new car today! Oh right, the van thing exploded No, it just has 500,000km on it and the engine is going. It's time for a new vehicle Dadguy said it's a spaceship No, but it has more features than the van did because we got the van in 2005 What features did the van come with back then? Radio. Oh and CD player. What's a CD player? Exactly < Messages Punxsutawney Details So we've had a mild winter I've heard And it would be in your best interest to see your shadow I see what I see Or I don't think you see what I'm saying What are you are saying I should see A large shadow. One that would herald in months more winter Seems like a shadow that size would need a large truck load of peanuts Oh, I see. Now that you mention it I saw a truck load of peanuts on its way to you Pleasure doing business with you < Messages Beaker Details You've been busy BUNSEN DONT DISTURB ME IM WORKING On what? LICENSE PLATES I don't understand HOW ABOUT: K94LIFE Oh. Not bad! DOGS>CATS I dunno about that one #1 DOGBEAKS Hey BRIXISSTNKY No! < Messages Brix Details Hey you got a coat I did for when I ride shotgun on the human's hip It's pretty cute little man I am not "pretty cute" Bunsen. I am the most cute. You know Ginger wouldn't admit she was cute, she preferred the term regal While being part of the monarchy has its benefits, I would rather be cute Really? You don't want to be king? First off, historically the monarchy would not be considered cute, and second they have no real power within Canada. You don't want to be a figurehead We both know the power I have over the tall human is real
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Brix wanted to watch the Pupdate over and over again. He was really intent when the dogs showed up- as if to say- that’s my crew. ❤️
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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A Surprisingly Hard Goodbye.

Read about what we are saying goodbye to in our latest newsletter!
(not a pet don't worry!)

bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-surprisi...
A Surprisingly Hard Goodbye
That will lead to more adventures to come!
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February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ Snow Zoomies
✅ Sloppy Kisses
✅ Frosty Kisses
✅ More and more digging
✅ The best way to start your week!
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Beaker Details Did I see you cuddling with Brix BUNSEN IF YOU TELL ANYONE IM GOING TO GO NINJA ON YOUR BUTT Why the change? You kinda like him now. WELL I REALIZED HE WAS GOING TO BE HERE FOR GOOD Yes the humans weren't going to return him I THOUGHT THE RETURN POLICY WAS REALLY GOOD LIKE COSTCO What? No. THEN WHEN HE LAID ON ME AND STARTED TO PURR I MADE A CONCLUSION Which is? THE CAT IS VERY VERY CUTE < Messages Dadguy Details Bunsen! Where is Brix? Oh he's out What? He is tiny. You have to protect him. Oh he's super safe. He went sledding with Bernoulli. Oh good. Hold on. We don't HAVE A SLED I hate to break it to you but anything flat and made of wood is a sled OMG WHERE IS OUR DINING ROOM TABLE IKEA didn't approve this, but gravity did < Messages Brix Details I have heard that you knock off snacks from the table for Bernoulli I would do anything for that lug. I love him. Could you knock off that pizza? Absolutely I can as you are a very helpless dog and I am a nimble useful cat You're much more helpful than Ginger and much less mean. I think you guys are awesome, but you are very terrible at doing everything like being alive. There's the cat sass. Sassy, classy, and knocking things off shelves for my useless dog friends. < Messages Bernoulli Details Have you had major surgery like Papa Gord? Oh yeah, a 10 point cyst was cut out of my body. Oh I remember! They shaved your belly You remember? You were a puppy then. I remember because Ginger was making fun of you What? How? She said you had a reverse crop top Hey! She also said your belly was auditioning for a bowling ball Omg She said you were halfway aerodynamic what does that mean?
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Monday!
It’s the Monday Morning Pawpdate!
(New name!)
In this video you will find:

✅ A kitty in an adventure sling
✅ SLO mo Goober
✅ The bestest good girl nurse
✅ The Fountain of Youth for an old dog
✅ The best way to start your week!
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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The Healing Power of Pets in this week's Pupdate Newsletter!
Check it out!

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The Healing Power of Pets
Cuddles and Purrs Are Indeed Powerful
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January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Bernoulli Details Hey! Whoa! Calm down. Beaker is lying to me again! What did she say She said Papa got a butt transplant and I'm next! Bernoulli she's teasing you I like my butt! Bernoulli there isn't anything called a butt transplant Really? Nobody is taking my butt No And they won't put it on my head? What!? No! Beaker said that it would suit me < Messages Ginger Details Hey get the cheese out of your ears for a second. What How is my human's grandpa doing He's in some pain but doing so well for having open heart surgery Makes sense. He is tough, just like my human. He is. Perhaps the next surgery could be on Bernoulli His heart is fine. What's the matter with you Ah it isn't his heart that needs some work. It's his brain. Ginger! His head is big enough, it's missing the content. < Messages Brix Details Hey you've been doing a good job this week, just thought you should know I always do the best job ever. I'm a cat. No, you've been super cuddly for someone who really needs it Oh? That's a skill? I don't know if it's a skill actually I kinda just exist and people love me, and if I lay on them it's even better Well your purring has healing effects What? I thought it hypnotizes the humans to give us treats Wait it does that? Works on the big lug in the hoodie ‹ Messages Beaker Details Hey looks like you and Brix have been getting along great! WE HAVE AS I HAVE LEARNED OF HIS MANY USES Oh like what? WELL I HAVE FOUND DOGS LIKE US MAKE GOOD DISTRACTIONS Ok? WHILE CATS DO ACTUAL CRIMES Please don't do crimes with the kitty BUT HIS BODY IS SO WEIRD AND BENDY Beaker! OK MAYBE SOME MINOR MEOWSDEMEANOURS
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Check out the details on how Brix got really sick last week, and bounced back in our newsletter!

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Brix's Health Scare
and a bounce back to normal
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January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!

In this video you will find:

✅ The (Snow) Fountain of Youth
✅ A Cat In a Sling Bag
✅ Shenanigans
✅ Cuddles After A Vet Visit
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!
< Messages Bernoulli Details OMG calm down WHO DO I SMITE Bernoulli it's going to be ok I WILL BRING AN AVALANCHE OF FROST AND WOE TO WHO DID THIS Bernoulli, he's just a little sick I CANNOT PROTECT HIM FROM HERE, I HAVE FAILED IN MY DUTY Nobody made Brix sick, and he's being very well taken care of I CANNOT BE APART FROM HIM, MY HEART SHATTERS You are being a drama queen! Look we can FaceTime him. The Screen Has No Flavour Bernoulli you can't lick him through the iPhone! < Messages Brix Details You ok little man? Puke emoji Oh well. Better out than in. My tummy hurts and the humans here took a picture of my skelton. Oh fancy, you got an X-ray? Yep. I wanted a me-scan too What the heck is a me-scan It's an advanced scan of me using a me-scan Are you on pain meds? You're making no sense. I guess you wouldn't understand being a dog. There isn't a you-scan. < Messages BEAKER Details BUNSEN I ACTUALLY MISS BRIX The humans know what they are doing SOME DO. SOME DONT Which ones don't? THE HUMAN WHO COULDNT FIND HIS SUNGLASSES BECAUSE THEY WERE ON HIS HEAD Oh yeah. YES AND WALKING OUT OF ROOM AND THEN FORGETTING WHY HE WAS WALKING OUT OF THE ROOM We followed you and now everyone is confused. SOME HUMANS I DONT TRUST BRIX'S LIFE WITH These examples are all dadguy < Messages Dadguy Details Bunsen! Nope Where are you and Beaker. Also... WHERE IS BERNOULLI We are going to visit Brix HOW? Did you take the car again Beaker can drive NO SHE CANT She can't read road signs, but she feels the turns coming You are going to get lost! Bernoulli has GPS No he doesn't. Oops just checked. He has salami. Giant Pepper Salami Come back! Gotta go we are picking up pizza for Brix
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate:

In this video you will find:

✅ Snow Leopard (not really)
✅ An adorable service potato (not really)
✅ Bernoulli’s girlfriend (not Kris)
✅ Doc being the best therapy dog (really)
✅ The best way to start your week!
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Our latest Pupdate Newsletter

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Brix is a Cat-Dog
and a medical update
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January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

It’s Texts From Bunsen!!
< Messages Dadguy Details Where did you go Bunsen we are back at work POOF you vanished. We don't vanish Is that what your human magicians do? They hang out with people for a bit and then POOF, vanish No it's magic. Do you remember when you said "GOT YOUR NOSE" and you stole my nose I borrowed it Magic sounds like theft and abandonment A-la-peanut-butter-sandwiches I'll make your sandwich disappear for free wise guy < Messages Beaker Details Hey what are you doing INSTALLING MORE CAT SHELVES BUNSEN USE YOUR EYES MAN Why? That's a weird job. THE MORE CRAP ON THE WALLS THE LESS CHANCE OF THE ICKY BABY CAT TOUCHING MY COUCH Hey that shelf doesn't look right BUNSEN MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX Is that a pressure sensitive SPRING??? MAYBE You can't put that up IT WILL LAUNCH HIM INTO A PILE OF BLANKETS A FARM OVER IM NOT A MONSTER < Messages Mommyfav Details Why so sad pretty lady My dad is sick. He will need surgery Oh. Well don't worry. It's kinda serious I've had like seven surgeries and I'm fine. You've had three Oh yeah. Well you know what I do when I feel sad? What's that? I ask for cuddles, extra food, and maybe we should get a fourth dog How about another cat. Let's do cuddles and extra snacks. < Messages Bernoulli Details Dadguy was shouting about something Oh yeah. He's laid out over there OMG is he ok He's fine. Beaker says he's a drama queen. We checked his breathing. What happened? I dunno. Brix said CHASE ME so I did and the next thing you know Dadguy is halfway in the wall going "oh my knee" What a baby. Everyone knows the wall is a soft landing Yes everyone.
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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She was a cat, he was a dog…and it was the best love story on social media. #cats #dogs
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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We have results on Brix!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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It’s the Monday Morning Pupdate!
The first one of 2026!

In this video you will find:

✅ Backpack Brix
✅ Snuggle Brix
✅ Zoomie Bunsen
✅ Protective Bernoulli
✅ Snow Covered Beaker
✅ The Best Way To Start Your Week!
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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How to decontaminate a cat.
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Happy CATURDAY!
Brix is cleaning his paw.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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As Bunsen approaches the ripe old age of 9, we cherish all the time we have with the big guy while being mindful of his past injuries.
Kris took one look at his hopeful face & decided he would join us on the Abraham Lake hike. The two of them shared some wonderful moments in the icy mountain wind.
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Brix is positively thrilled that 2026 requires as much responsibility as 2025 had for him to deal with.
Brix is sitting in his hammock with his paws resting on the sides.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

It’s Texts From Bunsen!!
< Messages Brix Details Hey why are you so glum Why are the daily treats over Oh that was Advantage er I mean Advent. It only goes for a month. You've got to be kidding me I agree it's a raw deal. I've tried to sue the humans about it Did you win? No my lawyer was Beaker and she's terrible Did she pass the bar at least? No but I think she ate part of it < Messages Ginger Details So how has it been being home for the holidays? "Though the bed was comfortable and food adequate, I have great reservations about my stay. The other tenants were mostly a nightmare." Hey you can't leave a bad google review "A human shaped hairy ape man kept picking me up and saying "look at this kitty" which was degrading " Ok "A four legged golden demon occasionally chased me." Yeah that happened actually "Finally a giant tri-color slobber monster constantly licked my beautiful fur" We were happy to see you too < Messages Dadguy Details Bunsen what's this e-doc you sent me. It's our demands to continue Christmas into January Well you can't do that. Christmas is on Dec 25th. So we just make up a new Christmas No Bunsen, it's a very special day for some folks and you can't just extend it. Didn't the guy have a brother or sister? Maybe they were born in January I think people might find that a bit blasphemous I know I'd have a blast having Christmas in January also. < Messages Beaker Details Beaker did you make a New Year's Resolution List? YOU KNOW I DID. I JUST SENT IT TO YOU Beaker. These are outlandish BUNSEN DONT RAIN ON MY MARMALADE Ok, your fifth one says: "FINALLY EAT ALL THE PIZZA" YES A GIRL CAN DREAM Number seven is concerning: "OPEN PEACEFUL DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE SQUIRRELS" YEAH THINGS ARE HEADING TOWARD WAR Tlike number 11 actually except for number 12 ME TOO. GIVE MORE HUGS AND SIT ON BRIX 1000% MORE
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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