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mightyhunter.bsky.social
My Bluesky timeline rn:
"WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING"
"Call your reps about this fresh hell"
"Oregon is on fire"
"WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING"
"RFK, Jr., wants to kill us all."
Ppl lamenting the start of NFL/NCAA Football
"WHY I AM SEEING SO MUCH WATTO POSTING"
One Watto post
August 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
theonion.com/show-me-wher...
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
uncannyunicorn.bsky.social
It is still unclear why a journalist was added to the text exchange. Waltz, who invited Goldberg into the Signal chat, said yesterday that he was investigating “how the heck he got into this room.” comic of a crow looking into the water and saying, "oh it's just you" the next panel shows the bird's own reflection as it says, "the source of all my problems"
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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briantylercohen.bsky.social
“Nobody’s texting war plans”
March 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
can u imagine how badly jeffrey goldberg probably wanted to jump into the chat
"this stuff is wild guys not gonna lie can not believe i was invited"
March 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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levostregc.bsky.social
Please replye wyth STOP if you wolde lyke to opt out of receivinge addiciounal war plannes
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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crockett.house.gov
Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed”

The chat:
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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kevinok.bsky.social
So many DC group chats have been renamed "Yemen OPSEC Planning" that people are *actually* sending stuff they shouldn't because they can't tell which is which anymore
March 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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nytimes.com
As Elon Musk and his allied groups pour more than $20 million to try to elect a conservative to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, his car company, Tesla, is suing the state over a law restricting vehicle sales.
Why Elon Musk and Tesla Have a Legal Bone to Pick With Wisconsin
As the billionaire and his allied groups pour more than $20 million into a race for the state’s top court, his car company is suing Wisconsin over a law restricting vehicle sales.
www.nytimes.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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lebassett.bsky.social
Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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sarahposner.bsky.social
Judge Hollander: Govt maintains DOGE is not an agency. If that's true, she goes on, then DOGErs cannot be detailed to agencies:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
c. DOGE is an Agency In their Reply, plaintiffs raise the question of whether DOGE is an agency. Plaintiffs state: “DOGE was established (1) by an Executive Order, (2) in the Executive Office of the President (‘EOP’), and (3) separate from the few EOP components courts have deemed agencies.” ECF 39 at 17. During the hearing, defendants took the position that DOGE is not an agency. 33 This is curious. If DOGE is not an agency, then its employees cannot be detailed from DOGE to the SSA under the Economy Act. This is because the Economy Act only grants an agency the authority to detail a federal employee to another agency. ECF 39 at 17 (quoting 31 U.S.C. § 1535(a)); see also id. at 18. It follows that the DOGE Team would have no right of access to SSA records.
March 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
uncannyunicorn.bsky.social
tried to type "linguistic anthropology" and my phone autocorrected to "linguistic anthropophagy," which,

hm.
March 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water
January 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
may god grant me the courage to change the things I can and the ability to be incredibly fucking annoying about the things I cannot
February 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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lukelukeluke.bsky.social
Here are some nice mushrooms
A family of glowing orange enoki mushrooms have such sticky caps that they look like over-full water glasses in danger of spilling over. They grow together in the punky decay of a moss speckled log under a bright winter sky All photos by me
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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esqueer.net
This is the ultimate result of a hate campaign against the trans community. Depraved violence and murder against our community.

archive.ph/G4U6J
A news headline in white text on a black background reads: "Trans Man Killed in New York Was Tortured for Two Months, Police Say." Below the headline, the article snippet states: "The body of Sam Nordquist, 24, was found in a field after he had been reported missing. The district attorney in Ontario County, N.Y., called the circumstances surrounding the death ‘beyond depraved.’"
February 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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briantylercohen.bsky.social
Doing great 👍
February 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
I really do feel like I’m losing my mind.
whstancil.bsky.social Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · Feb 14
This is insane. Eric Adams is on Fox and Friends as Homan’s pet dog, and Holman is openly discussing “the agreement we came to,” and NO DEM ANYWHERE IS SAYING ANYTHING
February 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
uncannyunicorn.bsky.social
everyone knows women can't fly planes bc the yaw is controlled solely using your dikkenbals
what's that?
*hears abt trans women and instantly dissolves into dust *
petebuttigieg.bsky.social Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · Feb 11
So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?
February 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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elle91.bsky.social
Me: Hi, may I please see the wine list?

Waiter: Ma'am, it's 8 AM.

Me: Oh, sorry.
Good morning, may I please see the wine list?
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
uncannyunicorn.bsky.social
PLEASE
I've got pronouncing "rødgrød med fløde" (mostly) down, I know how to make napoelonshatte and jødekager, I'm attracted to Mads Mikkelsen, I've even been known to enjoy pickled herring smørrebrød
listen I'm Prepared to Integrate!!!
initiate the sunshine for hygge exchange!
February 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM