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Spirit Animal: Condescending Chinchilla
Spirit Animal: Condescending Chinchilla
@iwriteok.bsky.social @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Socrates of Venus" could either be a great metal and/or new agr band name.
February 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social @socialistdogmom.bsky.social "Socrates of Venus" could either be a great metal and/or new agr band name.
I'm sure all the people who are soon to be targets, appreciate her fashion sense.
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions. 🙌
January 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm sure all the people who are soon to be targets, appreciate her fashion sense.
Should I feel used of all these pornbots follow me but never DM me?
January 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Should I feel used of all these pornbots follow me but never DM me?
I'm just going to bluesky this...
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm just going to bluesky this...
People nowadays are realizing work isn't as important as self health and family. But no one talks about the role the great movie, Carpool, plays in those peoples formative years.
January 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
People nowadays are realizing work isn't as important as self health and family. But no one talks about the role the great movie, Carpool, plays in those peoples formative years.
Seems fitting.
US Capitol struck by lightning 12/31/2024
Video: Stephanie Ricker/Twitter
Video: Stephanie Ricker/Twitter
January 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Seems fitting.
The more shit that is happening in this world, the more I believe the simulation theory. We're weeks away from all getting in pools and having the ladders disappear.
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The more shit that is happening in this world, the more I believe the simulation theory. We're weeks away from all getting in pools and having the ladders disappear.
And next they will write legislation to make Baseball the national past time. You know, in case anyone was confused.
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
And next they will write legislation to make Baseball the national past time. You know, in case anyone was confused.
"You evolved musically", more like, "Remember when your kids just kept requesting KPop in the vehicle?"
December 6, 2024 at 12:05 AM
"You evolved musically", more like, "Remember when your kids just kept requesting KPop in the vehicle?"
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
Not since the Utah Jazz, has there been a team more of an oxymoron than the Las Vegas Athletics
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Not since the Utah Jazz, has there been a team more of an oxymoron than the Las Vegas Athletics
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
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Excuse me officer, is it true that all cops are bastards?
November 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Excuse me officer, is it true that all cops are bastards?
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I like Black Friday's older stuff before they went mainstream.
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I like Black Friday's older stuff before they went mainstream.
Waiting on my Black Friday email from Planned Parenthood
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Waiting on my Black Friday email from Planned Parenthood
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The collective noun for a group of clowns is an ‘ohfuckingfuck’.
November 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
The collective noun for a group of clowns is an ‘ohfuckingfuck’.
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The expression of disdain on my wife’s face when I tell her about my Bluesky jokes is absolutely priceless.
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 PM
The expression of disdain on my wife’s face when I tell her about my Bluesky jokes is absolutely priceless.
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playing the thong song for the aliens from close encounters of the third kind
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
playing the thong song for the aliens from close encounters of the third kind