Umbrella
@umbrellablue.bsky.social
They/them • 🏳️🌈 • poly • geek • conspiracy/true crime/horror enthusiast • weirdo • pagan • BLM
I need everyone to think about this for a bit.
UPDATE: I made an error in my calculations. I based it on their gross revenue when I should have based it on their profits. Here are the adjusted amounts. While it isn’t as much as I originally sugges...
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November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I need everyone to think about this for a bit.
Why do we accept that pets have value, simply by existing but feel that humans need to qualify their existence?
Pardon me while I slip further into frustrated misanthropy.
Pardon me while I slip further into frustrated misanthropy.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why do we accept that pets have value, simply by existing but feel that humans need to qualify their existence?
Pardon me while I slip further into frustrated misanthropy.
Pardon me while I slip further into frustrated misanthropy.
My attempt at THE Halloween Jack-o'-lantern. How'd I do?
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My attempt at THE Halloween Jack-o'-lantern. How'd I do?
I don't have much of a following and I know times are tough but if anyone out there knows someone who has the ability or desire to contribute to this Atlanta based fund it would be so appreciated.
Modern Path
I've written the first thank you note to the first donor! Only $99,000 more to go by New Year's Eve!
Have you heard about the Modern Path Access Fund? No? Well let's chat!
The Modern Path Access...
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October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't have much of a following and I know times are tough but if anyone out there knows someone who has the ability or desire to contribute to this Atlanta based fund it would be so appreciated.
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the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
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This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
August 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is Tuffy. He is the only example of taking up the whole sidewalk that is not only justifiable, but encouraged. 14/10 (IG: mypittuffy)
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Reskeeting with alt text
August 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reskeeting with alt text
Recently and if I'm honest a lot of the time, it's hard for me not to feel broken, defective and unwanted. So I guess I would just like to say to anyone else experiencing that; you aren't alone and we can get through this together. 💚
August 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Recently and if I'm honest a lot of the time, it's hard for me not to feel broken, defective and unwanted. So I guess I would just like to say to anyone else experiencing that; you aren't alone and we can get through this together. 💚
But...but who will pay for the ballroom?!
Seriously, if these anonymous donors wanted some good for this country they would put that money literally almost anywhere else. I am so sick of this place.
Seriously, if these anonymous donors wanted some good for this country they would put that money literally almost anywhere else. I am so sick of this place.
August 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
But...but who will pay for the ballroom?!
Seriously, if these anonymous donors wanted some good for this country they would put that money literally almost anywhere else. I am so sick of this place.
Seriously, if these anonymous donors wanted some good for this country they would put that money literally almost anywhere else. I am so sick of this place.
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Problems - Gator Days
July 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Problems - Gator Days
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Looking forward to this Friday
July 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Looking forward to this Friday
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Y'all remember the guy who went viral for destroying pride displays in stores? Can we do that for the 4th of July? Like can I go throw around some hotdogs buns and harass people about sales on tacky American flag shirts?
July 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Y'all remember the guy who went viral for destroying pride displays in stores? Can we do that for the 4th of July? Like can I go throw around some hotdogs buns and harass people about sales on tacky American flag shirts?
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Last year Microsoft made $88 billion (that's billion, with a B) in profit on $245B in revenue. That's a 36% profit margin. The idea that they have to put 9000 people out of work in order to improve profitability is absolutely ghoulish. This is not a struggling company, they're swimming in profit.
Microsoft Makes Deep Job Cuts Across Xbox Division, Cancels Games
Hundreds of people were laid off as the company canceled upcoming games such as Perfect Dark and Everwild
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July 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Last year Microsoft made $88 billion (that's billion, with a B) in profit on $245B in revenue. That's a 36% profit margin. The idea that they have to put 9000 people out of work in order to improve profitability is absolutely ghoulish. This is not a struggling company, they're swimming in profit.
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I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
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Republicans just passed the most dangerous bill in U.S. history. The largest transfer of wealth from everyday people to the ultra-rich in history.
In the coming weeks, we're announcing our support for challengers to those who betrayed their communities by voting for this bill.
In the coming weeks, we're announcing our support for challengers to those who betrayed their communities by voting for this bill.
July 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Republicans just passed the most dangerous bill in U.S. history. The largest transfer of wealth from everyday people to the ultra-rich in history.
In the coming weeks, we're announcing our support for challengers to those who betrayed their communities by voting for this bill.
In the coming weeks, we're announcing our support for challengers to those who betrayed their communities by voting for this bill.
Movie you watched more than 6 times using GIFS: no star wars no lotr or Star Trek
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Movie you watched more than 6 times using GIFS: no star wars no lotr or Star Trek
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Remember folks, never, ever, do any of this. 😎
June 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember folks, never, ever, do any of this. 😎
So basically I just want anyone who is reading this to know that I am obsessed with Resident Evil and please feel free to talk to me about it. I need more RE friends.
June 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So basically I just want anyone who is reading this to know that I am obsessed with Resident Evil and please feel free to talk to me about it. I need more RE friends.
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Details on #ResidentEvil9
• Main character is Grace Ashcroft — daughter of Alyssa from 'Outbreak'
• Will explore Raccoon City after the nuke
• Releases February 27, 2026 on PS5, PC, and Xbox
• Main character is Grace Ashcroft — daughter of Alyssa from 'Outbreak'
• Will explore Raccoon City after the nuke
• Releases February 27, 2026 on PS5, PC, and Xbox
June 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Details on #ResidentEvil9
• Main character is Grace Ashcroft — daughter of Alyssa from 'Outbreak'
• Will explore Raccoon City after the nuke
• Releases February 27, 2026 on PS5, PC, and Xbox
• Main character is Grace Ashcroft — daughter of Alyssa from 'Outbreak'
• Will explore Raccoon City after the nuke
• Releases February 27, 2026 on PS5, PC, and Xbox