Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
She/her. I'm that reply girl who shows up in your posts offering encouragement and compliments.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
Doesn't follow everyone back who follows her to keep the anxiety demons from eating her brain.
Pinned
Viv
@uberpantsmonkey.bsky.social
· Nov 8
*Looks around at the new followers. Writer is disheveled, drinking coffee and wearing pyjamas and cloud slippers*
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
Um...hi...
Don't know why you're here, but I'm gonna say lower your expectations.
Lower.
Lower.
Lower.
That's good.
The song I'm tired from blazing saddles is dedicated to this guy
Exhausted Stable Boy Clearly Just Going Through Motions Of Tearing Open Bodice https://theonion.com/exhausted-stable-boy-clearly-just-going-through-motions-of-tearing-open-bodice/
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The song I'm tired from blazing saddles is dedicated to this guy
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We're gonna have to burn down Cambridge and salt the earth, aren't we?
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In the documents, Chomsky described Epstein as a "highly valued friend."
Epstein emails show close connection with MIT's Noam Chomsky
MIT's famous linguistic professor Noam Chomsky was in regular and close contact with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, according to a review of emails published by the U.S. House Oversight Committee. In t...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We're gonna have to burn down Cambridge and salt the earth, aren't we?
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Restaurant to another world
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Restaurant to another world
HAAAAAA
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
HAAAAAA
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They're trying to arrest "around 5,000 people in the two states" to feed their money machine.
Agents will arrive in New Orleans on Friday and spread out across neighborhoods & commercial hubs from N.O. thru Jefferson, St. Bernard and St. Tammany parishes, and north to Baton Rouge.
It's sickening.
Agents will arrive in New Orleans on Friday and spread out across neighborhoods & commercial hubs from N.O. thru Jefferson, St. Bernard and St. Tammany parishes, and north to Baton Rouge.
It's sickening.
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
They're trying to arrest "around 5,000 people in the two states" to feed their money machine.
Agents will arrive in New Orleans on Friday and spread out across neighborhoods & commercial hubs from N.O. thru Jefferson, St. Bernard and St. Tammany parishes, and north to Baton Rouge.
It's sickening.
Agents will arrive in New Orleans on Friday and spread out across neighborhoods & commercial hubs from N.O. thru Jefferson, St. Bernard and St. Tammany parishes, and north to Baton Rouge.
It's sickening.
And somehow they will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
A new NPR/PBS News/Marist poll shows some major warning signs for President Trump and Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterm elections as Americans want the president to focus on lowering prices. n.pr/4phc0w1
Poll: Democrats have biggest advantage for control of Congress in 8 years
A new NPR/PBS News/Marist poll shows some major warning signs for President Trump and Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterm elections as Americans want the president to focus on lowering prices.
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And somehow they will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
BEEEERRR
BRATS
CHEESE CURDS
BRANDY OLD FASHIONEDS
BRATS
CHEESE CURDS
BRANDY OLD FASHIONEDS
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
BEEEERRR
BRATS
CHEESE CURDS
BRANDY OLD FASHIONEDS
BRATS
CHEESE CURDS
BRANDY OLD FASHIONEDS
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From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
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Nothing says Christmas like "fuck Grandma!"
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Nothing says Christmas like "fuck Grandma!"
I'm sorry but if you let him and others off the air. I expect them to go wild on his ass
President Trump continues to rage over late night comedians who make fun of him. This weekend he posted on social media that Seth Meyers has "no talent" and called for NBC to fire him. n.pr/4pe41Ql
President Trump wants Seth Meyers fired. The FCC chair amplified the message
President Trump continues to rage over late night comedians who make fun of him. This weekend he posted on social media that Seth Meyers has "no talent" and called for NBC to fire him.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm sorry but if you let him and others off the air. I expect them to go wild on his ass
Ok this made me laugh
The drink is called Stop Yelling At Us
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ok this made me laugh
GOOD
Palmyra will not go forward with ICE partnership, village officials say via @askennard.bsky.social wisconsinexaminer.com/briefs/palmy...
Palmyra officials say village will not go forward with ICE partnership • Wisconsin Examiner
The Village of Palmyra decided not to move forward with a controversial agreement with U.S. Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE).
wisconsinexaminer.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
GOOD
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Alice was a big fan of this account, and she had a great sense of humor
To Alice Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything
You were a hero to Asian Americans, drag queens and people with disabilities around the world. May you do what you wanna do as your chariot carries you over the rainbow.
by Maureen Dowd
You were a hero to Asian Americans, drag queens and people with disabilities around the world. May you do what you wanna do as your chariot carries you over the rainbow.
by Maureen Dowd
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Alice was a big fan of this account, and she had a great sense of humor
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OH WOW. Bluesky is SUS AS FUCK
Now they've banned Patton Oswalt for this pattonoswalt.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
OH WOW. Bluesky is SUS AS FUCK
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Mine are:
1) Mothers and daughters struggling as the child grows up
2) scrappy found family pull off a heist
3) CARS GO ZOOM FAST. WE DON'T OBEY ANY LAWS -- INCLUDING PHYSICS
4) absolutely stupid comedy that moves fast and is smarter than it seems.
5) animals
Mine are:
1) Mothers and daughters struggling as the child grows up
2) scrappy found family pull off a heist
3) CARS GO ZOOM FAST. WE DON'T OBEY ANY LAWS -- INCLUDING PHYSICS
4) absolutely stupid comedy that moves fast and is smarter than it seems.
5) animals
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
-She is street smart/zany & he is not handling it well while being a bit turned on.
-epic with much scenery. Maybe some horses? And sunsets.
-She is smarter than everyone. Even him.
-The hope of a happy ending but not sure.
-Gene Kelly's butt.
-She is street smart/zany & he is not handling it well while being a bit turned on.
-epic with much scenery. Maybe some horses? And sunsets.
-She is smarter than everyone. Even him.
-The hope of a happy ending but not sure.
-Gene Kelly's butt.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Mine are:
1) Mothers and daughters struggling as the child grows up
2) scrappy found family pull off a heist
3) CARS GO ZOOM FAST. WE DON'T OBEY ANY LAWS -- INCLUDING PHYSICS
4) absolutely stupid comedy that moves fast and is smarter than it seems.
5) animals
Mine are:
1) Mothers and daughters struggling as the child grows up
2) scrappy found family pull off a heist
3) CARS GO ZOOM FAST. WE DON'T OBEY ANY LAWS -- INCLUDING PHYSICS
4) absolutely stupid comedy that moves fast and is smarter than it seems.
5) animals
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This lady is not your friend.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This lady is not your friend.
Today I got to have brunch with my sister and see Some Like it Hot with a friend. It was a delightful day.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Today I got to have brunch with my sister and see Some Like it Hot with a friend. It was a delightful day.
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Kinda funny how MAGA didn’t expect liberals to bring “gotta catch em all” Pokémon energy to the Epstein files.
I mean, my support for a politician is based on shared values, not brand loyalty. If they’re tied up in Epstein’s mess, they don’t share my values. I’m not gonna defend them. Easy peasy.
I mean, my support for a politician is based on shared values, not brand loyalty. If they’re tied up in Epstein’s mess, they don’t share my values. I’m not gonna defend them. Easy peasy.
Conservatives: well we’ll just highlight all the democrats in the Epstein files!
Liberals: yes. Good. Let’s hold everyone accountable.
Conservatives: even Bill Clinton and Bill Gates!!!
Liberals: that’s a good start! But go after Trump just as hard.
Conservatives: …
Liberals: yes. Good. Let’s hold everyone accountable.
Conservatives: even Bill Clinton and Bill Gates!!!
Liberals: that’s a good start! But go after Trump just as hard.
Conservatives: …
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Kinda funny how MAGA didn’t expect liberals to bring “gotta catch em all” Pokémon energy to the Epstein files.
I mean, my support for a politician is based on shared values, not brand loyalty. If they’re tied up in Epstein’s mess, they don’t share my values. I’m not gonna defend them. Easy peasy.
I mean, my support for a politician is based on shared values, not brand loyalty. If they’re tied up in Epstein’s mess, they don’t share my values. I’m not gonna defend them. Easy peasy.
Me
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me
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Timeline Of Nancy Pelosi’s Career https://theonion.com/timeline-of-nancy-pelosis-career/
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Timeline Of Nancy Pelosi’s Career https://theonion.com/timeline-of-nancy-pelosis-career/
The Fisher King.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Fisher King.
I'm at the elementary school dance and the best way to describe it is Doppler screaming mosh pit set to ABBA
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm at the elementary school dance and the best way to describe it is Doppler screaming mosh pit set to ABBA