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Every time I encounter a “MLK was a Republican” post, I’m tempted to say: “You mean there’s an anti-war, pro-union, Planned Parenthood-supporting, UBI-backing, voter rights-advocating version of the GOP? Sign me up!”
Furthermore, he wants to henceforth be addressed as President Admiral Rock Strongo Trump.
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm sure that in the following months or weeks to come, if Bari Weiss really hunkers down and applies herself, she can work her way *up* to meddling dilettante.
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Hi, Bruce! Senator Russell Long played an outsized role, which is also ironic since his own father once ran on UBI.

basicincometoday.com/fifty-years-...
Fifty Years Later, Reflecting on the Defeat of Nixon’s Family Assistance Plan – Basic Income Today
basicincometoday.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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It's ironic that Nixon once proposed a universal basic income, but it was killed by congressional liberals who didn't think it was liberal enough. open.substack.com/pub/brucebar...
UBI Once Again
I see that the idea of a universal basic income (UBI) is regaining some interest (Porter 2025, Ferguson 2024, Kelly 2023).
open.substack.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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"I think Bari Weiss deserves the benefit of the doubt."
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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One reddish orange cat back at ya!
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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oh hey; I got a subscriber. Here to celebrate is a cat with all the orangeness

will post more cat pics for subs. It's $5/m, $50/yr. www.everythingishorrible.net/subscribe
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This doesn’t bode well…for anyone.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It's never too late to discover the best Hanukkah song on the best Christmas album! ("8 Days (of Hanukkah)," by Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings) www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT2_...
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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It is within Donald Trump's rights to fire everyone on the Federal Reserve Board and replace them with his friends. But if a future Democratic president tries to remove Trump's friends from the Board, that will be strictly unconstitutional.

by John Roberts
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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So… he’s giving them their own money?

Where’s the tariff money?
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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🎵 Co-oneward bound
I wish I wasn't
Co-oneward bound
Cone!
Makes me spill my kibble
Cone!
But my biggest quibble?
Cone!
Makes the water dribble
all the fuck over me 🎶
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Mrs kitty went in for her last laser session and… Good news, she’s healed so well they didn’t do it. Bad news, because of that she was with a trainee (lovely btw) not the her vet, and the stitches are still in 😔

So she’s coneward bound till next week. But she’s done incredible & she is incredible ❤️
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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“The guy I know from the Super Pedophile told me I can be forever president.”
Exclusive | Trump Told by Alan Dershowitz Constitutionality of Third Term Is Unclear
Trump’s former lawyer presented him with his forthcoming book that concludes the Constitution is ambiguous on the question.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
From your uncle.
This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Ekosians, the road ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly a half a century. If we fulfill our own greatness that will all be ended. Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal”
And sniffling
He’s just hollering. People will last about 10 minutes and go to bed with a headache
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I hate how accurate & relevant this panel still is. While there certainly are a few notable exceptions, by & large, the majority of the party continually self-sabotages itself time after time time, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat 😩🤦‍♂️
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese hailed 43-year-old shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed for his heroism as he visited the hospital Tuesday.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"It appears my work on this planet is complete."

RIP Anthony Geary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y646...
Phylo Returns Home
YouTube video by PhyloFilms
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Archie Bunker, also a reactionary bigot from Queens, would have displayed 1000 times more grace and compassion than his spiritual descendant who currently occupies the White House.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM