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hail satan
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm revisiting a bunch of my locked-groove brain ideas today

probably fine, probably fine
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
timeline where douglas adams lived long enough to spit in elon's face
Good news everybody: Grokipedia will contain all knowledge about the universe and will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
gonna bang on my drum again and insist that the real original sin here is 24/7 cable news and "watching the news" becoming a virtuous activity

you're incentivized to spiral about events taking place far from where they can directly affect you and everything is downstream of that
I'm biased here but it strengthens my belief that global scale algorithmic social media is one of the worst inventions in human history. I'd delete it off the face of the earth without a second's hesitation
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The SRW Y dlc is good
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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realizing that ultros is kind of a variant of gilgamesh because they both have multiple arms and are total dipshits
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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babe your buffs look so stackable and undispellable today
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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South Side. East Carson Street. Caller says he might have upset the mafia. Caller says he needs some help.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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What if the SEC was woke and it was the securities and sex change commission. Thanks for reading
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
forced to install templeos so my computer can‘t become woke
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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why does mion, who has a gun, not simply shoot the hinamizawa syndrome? is she stupid?
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
[taps the sign]
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Labor needs to have a Time Out to think about what it did
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET

@reuters.com #QuietTime
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I did the difficult work so no one else had to:

"Anime" only shows up once in the Epstein emails, and it's only in a description of Edward Snowden.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
bro you literally have the mark of the reaper on you now

bro
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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the fantasy of an apocalypse wherein what was hidden will be revealed and justice finally rendered feels so quaint in a world where nothing was hidden to begin with and demons just thrive and thrive
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the minigundam from the same page of the magazine that's sourced from is extremely cool
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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bitches will be like "excited to make new friends in renaissancetwt ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡" and then their bio will say "dni: mountebanks, quacks, charlatans, cretins, rakes, roaring girls, molls, volpone yumes, mosca kins, alceste kins, commedia dell'artetwt." smdh these puriteens
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
thank you hishi akebono very large of you
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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insane screenshot right here
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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oh my god
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM