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Danielle
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certified silly goose
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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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going to the white lotus and just taking edibles and staying in my room
February 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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what’s mitch mcconnell’s favorite season?

fall
February 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Siri, how many times can an 80-year-old be pushed down stairs by the wind and survive
February 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Nude early concept art of Jar Jar Binks is real and can hurt you
January 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nah. They fucked around, they NEED to find out.
If you’re still drinking the Kool-Aid I hope you purchased it a couple months ago when prices were lower
February 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I still have mine. I keep it out on my bookshelf with my card collection 😌
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Today's mood. At least I'm retaining my humor. Not my art. #funny #art #crossstitch
February 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"don't eat for eight hours before your appointment" ok but have you considered. i'm so cranky
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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all I do is yap and yearn and maybe get a little snack
February 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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my omelette accidentally broke apart a little bit and became scrambled eggs, this is because of dei.
February 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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on tuesday he ate through two tech bros. but he was still hungry! 🍓🐛 (the ebay auction for this piece is live hehe)
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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mudkip taking a sippy
February 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Saw this on Reddit the other day and i keep looking at it for some reason
January 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This next season of “The Boys” is gonna feel less and less like fantasy…
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly
January 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I promise it's ok to let Twitter go
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
January 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Apparently, a good portion of the books I own are “banned” books. Now I have the desire to fill a whole bookshelf with them. 2025 will be the year of buying “banned” books I don’t already own 😌
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM