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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Took my boyfriend all around the Stonehenge and Avebury world heritage sites and infodumped on him for seven hours are neolithic history. Think I'm getting lucky tonight.
August 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Took my boyfriend all around the Stonehenge and Avebury world heritage sites and infodumped on him for seven hours are neolithic history. Think I'm getting lucky tonight.
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I prefer to have anxiety for more personal, less world historical reasons
March 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I prefer to have anxiety for more personal, less world historical reasons
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Not sure how much inner peace I have but I got a lot of outer rage if you’re into that
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Not sure how much inner peace I have but I got a lot of outer rage if you’re into that
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Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
March 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
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At its core, water is about friendship.
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
At its core, water is about friendship.
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Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck
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the most surprising and disappointing aspect of becoming a global health philanthropist is the existence of an opposition team
February 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the most surprising and disappointing aspect of becoming a global health philanthropist is the existence of an opposition team
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My therapist says it’s perfectly fine to cry in public as long as I am wearing pants
February 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My therapist says it’s perfectly fine to cry in public as long as I am wearing pants
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
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Don’t invite me to your Super Bowl party if this isn’t the vibe
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Don’t invite me to your Super Bowl party if this isn’t the vibe
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It’s not so much a panic “attack” at this point, it’s more of a standing appointment we have in the morning where we meet for coffee
February 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s not so much a panic “attack” at this point, it’s more of a standing appointment we have in the morning where we meet for coffee
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I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack
February 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me