Wayward Twidget
@twidget.wtf
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
It's been said that if you can't spot the sucker at the table it's you.
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's been said that if you can't spot the sucker at the table it's you.
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
What do you say about people who're at the table but don't know what game they're playing, let alone the stakes that they're playing for?
Noted genius Ketamine Klownboy doesn’t know that there are far more white people today than in 1925?
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Noted genius Ketamine Klownboy doesn’t know that there are far more white people today than in 1925?
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
That basic misunderstanding of math, growth curves, and percentages explains why his rockets keep blowing up.
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Maybe she could chain herself to an unused side door of the white house or something...
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Maybe she could chain herself to an unused side door of the white house or something...
I love this. You've got trump sitting down and obviously spouting nonsense, while Mamdani is towering over him with a "ok, papa canks..." look on his face.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
I am LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY at this meeting! Republican campaign consultants built their entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani into the devil incarnate and the face of Democratic Party, then Trump slobbers all over him today in the Oval!
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love this. You've got trump sitting down and obviously spouting nonsense, while Mamdani is towering over him with a "ok, papa canks..." look on his face.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
The White House media team obviously hates trump, or they would have never let this photo out.
I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Donald "The Slob Father" Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Donald "The Slob Father" Trump.
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🤭🤭🤭🤭
Best day of my life.
Best day of my life.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
🤭🤭🤭🤭
Best day of my life.
Best day of my life.
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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The Sky Club is generally great but there's always that one guy loudly Doing A Business into his earbuds. Shut the hell up, dude, if you were someone you'd be in the private jet area.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Sky Club is generally great but there's always that one guy loudly Doing A Business into his earbuds. Shut the hell up, dude, if you were someone you'd be in the private jet area.
Tokens get spent champ.
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tokens get spent champ.
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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I see Megyn Kelly is at the “raping 15 year-olds isn’t as bad as toddlers” stage of grief.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I see Megyn Kelly is at the “raping 15 year-olds isn’t as bad as toddlers” stage of grief.”
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
A partner?
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A partner?
Yes, we're HUGE FANS of the filibuster and will be SO OWNED if you manage to kill it.
I'll be so owned in fact, that I'm hydrating like a mad man so I don't pass out from all of the "libtard" tears that I will cry when you take our precious filibuster away from us.
I'll be so owned in fact, that I'm hydrating like a mad man so I don't pass out from all of the "libtard" tears that I will cry when you take our precious filibuster away from us.
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yes, we're HUGE FANS of the filibuster and will be SO OWNED if you manage to kill it.
I'll be so owned in fact, that I'm hydrating like a mad man so I don't pass out from all of the "libtard" tears that I will cry when you take our precious filibuster away from us.
I'll be so owned in fact, that I'm hydrating like a mad man so I don't pass out from all of the "libtard" tears that I will cry when you take our precious filibuster away from us.
Wet clean up on Nancy's chin.
Has anyone been more thirsty for an endorsement for Governor?
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wet clean up on Nancy's chin.
The crazy uncle that says stuff like that hasn't been invited to family functions since "The Incident" in aught 16, and we're better for it. These days the only ones who hear his rantings are the rats living in the storage locker with him after his wife threw him out of the house.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The crazy uncle that says stuff like that hasn't been invited to family functions since "The Incident" in aught 16, and we're better for it. These days the only ones who hear his rantings are the rats living in the storage locker with him after his wife threw him out of the house.
And the usual suspects pushed through the 22nd amendment to make sure it never happened again.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
And the usual suspects pushed through the 22nd amendment to make sure it never happened again.
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It is morally repugnant to let children go hungry. Full stop.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It is morally repugnant to let children go hungry. Full stop.
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That absolutely tracks.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That absolutely tracks.
I wonder which rentier put this idea in his head?
His "concept" of a Healthcare Plan is finally revealed. It involves eliminating the Insurance Industry & people purchasing their OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE. Unrelated, note his obsessive envy of Obama, historically rated 1 of our finest presidents, who he still believes was born in Kenya.
#sad 🤣
#sad 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wonder which rentier put this idea in his head?
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same: