Wayward Twidget
@twidget.wtf
Poorly reformed tin can sailor, network engineer, semi-skilled coder, notorious “creative problem solver", and flagrant abuser of the English language. Grammar and punctuation will be random and capricious. (He/Him)
The most psychotic thing posted so far...
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The most psychotic thing posted so far...
Donald "Deadbeat Donnie" Trump is the apex failson, and he will go down in history as a conical example of what happens when you give an absolute doorknob too much money.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Donald "Deadbeat Donnie" Trump is the apex failson, and he will go down in history as a conical example of what happens when you give an absolute doorknob too much money.
The worst part of this howling shit show is that they're sending their best.
These freaks, losers, and weirdos are the best "men" that they can muster, and yet they wonder why they're absolute failures at life.
Mock them relentlessly.
These freaks, losers, and weirdos are the best "men" that they can muster, and yet they wonder why they're absolute failures at life.
Mock them relentlessly.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The worst part of this howling shit show is that they're sending their best.
These freaks, losers, and weirdos are the best "men" that they can muster, and yet they wonder why they're absolute failures at life.
Mock them relentlessly.
These freaks, losers, and weirdos are the best "men" that they can muster, and yet they wonder why they're absolute failures at life.
Mock them relentlessly.
I'll spot you the $20 if we get a new book out of it...
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'll spot you the $20 if we get a new book out of it...
We need to add politics to the list of occupations where "no gag reflex" is #1 in the list of key attributes on the CV.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
We need to add politics to the list of occupations where "no gag reflex" is #1 in the list of key attributes on the CV.
Don't forget that the "fuck your feelings" crowd got so triggered by the word gay in a blog post that they deleted the page covering the history of the Enola Gay.
Is it any surprise that all of the new hires at the Flabstapo are, at best, barely literate?
Is it any surprise that all of the new hires at the Flabstapo are, at best, barely literate?
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Don't forget that the "fuck your feelings" crowd got so triggered by the word gay in a blog post that they deleted the page covering the history of the Enola Gay.
Is it any surprise that all of the new hires at the Flabstapo are, at best, barely literate?
Is it any surprise that all of the new hires at the Flabstapo are, at best, barely literate?
Counter-offer: we send an itemized bill to each Kansas resident for all of the federal money that has been taken from the productive blue states and pissed down their turd world red state rat hole.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Counter-offer: we send an itemized bill to each Kansas resident for all of the federal money that has been taken from the productive blue states and pissed down their turd world red state rat hole.
Good call, I also maintain a zero tolerance policy on interactions with Bill 'Gas Bag' O'Reilly.
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Good call, I also maintain a zero tolerance policy on interactions with Bill 'Gas Bag' O'Reilly.
No? Bless your heart silly human, you thought I was actually asking?
[stomp, stomp, stomp, butt in face]
[stomp, stomp, stomp, butt in face]
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No? Bless your heart silly human, you thought I was actually asking?
[stomp, stomp, stomp, butt in face]
[stomp, stomp, stomp, butt in face]
Raise steam and prepare to cast off all lines, it’s example making time.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Raise steam and prepare to cast off all lines, it’s example making time.
Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
Welcome to the cat servant class, let me show you around...
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Welcome to the cat servant class, let me show you around...
- Robots cannot harm a human unless harming a human increases shareholder value more than not harming a human would.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
- Robots cannot harm a human unless harming a human increases shareholder value more than not harming a human would.
It'll be a giant pot of crabs lopping limbs off of each other to get to the top of the shit heap, also known as the first into the pot.
[squeezes lemon, and melts butter]
[squeezes lemon, and melts butter]
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It'll be a giant pot of crabs lopping limbs off of each other to get to the top of the shit heap, also known as the first into the pot.
[squeezes lemon, and melts butter]
[squeezes lemon, and melts butter]
Yup, no matter where I go there I am.
Either I figure out how to work with myself or this is going to be a real shit show...
Either I figure out how to work with myself or this is going to be a real shit show...
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yup, no matter where I go there I am.
Either I figure out how to work with myself or this is going to be a real shit show...
Either I figure out how to work with myself or this is going to be a real shit show...
I know the difference between lime and quicklime.
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know the difference between lime and quicklime.
Sigh, based on the "one drop rule" cooked up by white supremacists, aka the master waste, none of are white.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sigh, based on the "one drop rule" cooked up by white supremacists, aka the master waste, none of are white.
He knew what was up, and noped out before he had to openly refuse to follow orders.
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
He knew what was up, and noped out before he had to openly refuse to follow orders.
He looks like a melting thumb.
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
He looks like a melting thumb.